New and improved CAH, purged of vanilla filler cards. Now it's all HP. http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=189

Same password as before.

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Now that it's been playtested a few times, I'm going to edit and expand the DLP CAH deck. If anyone wants to volunteer card ideas, post 'em all here and I'll put them in. Keep it to HP/fandom references and not anything mentioning DLP or members. We're going to make that as a separate expansion which can be added in, so we can play without everyone in the game needing to know who's who on the forums to play a game.

Got around 250 cards atm, but the playtests felt like I'll probably end up nearly doubling that for the final version. Depends how many I can pump out before I lose the urge to actually play the game. Heh.

 

Since I've run out of thumbs, know that I would gladly throw a severed thumb at you or five.

I'm going to see if I can't get a printed version of this when it's all done, and take it with me to meetups.

 

Yeah that's my plan. Now we just gotta work on the DLP Members Expansion.

 

Never tickle a sleeping __________.
Ron spitted his pumpkin juice when Luna (started?) ________.
You should never put your wand in your rear pocket, or ________ might happen!
After defeating Voldemort, all Harry wanted was ______.

A house-elf with a grudge
Grindelwald's reincarnated corpse
Huffelpuff
A goblin feminist revolution
Unicorn's sperm
A vibrating magical dildo
To pleasure the giant squid

 

"fer the next class," Hagrid said "we'll be learnin' about ______"
When building Hogwarts, Godric Gryffindor built a chamber of ______
"Would you care for a cup of ________?" Asked Madam Umbridge
Argus Filch was sent to Azkaban for _______
_______ is the most important step of brewing the ______ potion


Seventeen inches of throbbing centaur cock.
Hiding under an invisibility spell and masturbating in the girls' dorms.
100% guaranteed genuine Harry Potter brand acromantula venom
giving a house-elf an engagement ring
Having a mosquito for a patronus
Laurasia?


Not certain on tenses.

 

The Ministry Six used ______ to get to London.
You-Know-Who, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, or as I like to call him: ______ [inspired by one too many 'Lord Moldyshorts']
The Knight Bus, emergency transportation for the stranded ______ .
______, ______, and ______: Shag, Marry, or Kill.
Harry held on to ______ for dear life.
______: Gilderoy Lockhart's favourite pastime.
______, for when Avada Kedavra just doesn't kill your enemies.
______ and ______, still a better love story than Twilight.
Coming up next on the Wizarding Wireless, a four hour recording of ______.
The Portkey activated and ______ felt a hook behind their ______, transporting them elsewhere.
On the way to ______: the newest Zeelthor Voldebabe story.

Minion's fic searches
Colin Creevey perving on Harry
Padfoot's flea bath
Remus's furry little problem
A midnight rendezvous with Filch
A midnight rendezvous with Snape
A midnight rendezvous with Umbridge
A floating, relaxing sensation
Salazar Slytherin's secret snake sanctuary
Foolish wand-waving
Heir to Merlin
Digging Dobby's grave
Snape muttering countercurses
A Darth Marrs fic

I suck at coming up with answer cards, feels entirely too generic.

 

In what nation can I marry both CareOtters and Palindrome - because I need to go there post-haste with some bribe money and my 2 favorite pale people...

Why am I out of thumbs

I want to play next time there's a game starting

No card suggestions but I'll try to think of some ...

 

And the Order of Merlin First Class goes to BLANK for BLANK
What is Voldemort's dirty pleasure?
How did Harry lost his virginity?
In Voldemort's last moments, he thought about BLANK
BLANK : A book by Rita Skeeter
BLANK is a Banshee between the sheets
There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and it is BLANK


Slytherins obviously do cocaine
Voldemort's bleached asshole
DRAGONS!
Ron jerking it to Harry's only picture of his mother
Neville's Gran
There's a troll in the dungeons!
Handle it!
An orgy in Grimmauld Place

 

Black:

________ is JKR's self-insert.
HERE LIES _______, A FREE ________
19 years later, the Potters divorced because _______ resulted in __________

White:

Dumbledore's withered hand-job
HERE LIES DOBBY, A FREE ELF
One of Taure's many disguises

 

BLACK:
The Middle Potter Child is named ___ ____ Potter

Anything is better than Albus Severus amirite?