Thank God. Trust me, you won't be missed.

 

I keep mixing you up with Jenkins, to be honest, so I'll be glad to see the confusion gone.

How thoughtful of you,

 

My friends,

I congratulate you on the lulz of epic proportions. And fuck you Andromalius, I am way more fail than Seratin. It's a fact.

 

Clearly I am missing something. Why is Seratin pissy about these jokes?

 

'Cause he has a shovel-chin.

 

I'm not afraid of the thunder, because I bring the lulz.

I bet they tell that to all their new members. I still <3 Nuhuh like you don't understand though. Even if he occasionally visits RC for reasons unknown to anyone but himself.

Sirius is MS.

Fucking hilarious, this post took less then 10 minutes by the way. So there's goes any faggots one argument. I also found it generally amusing to make.

Also, the author of the travesty of a fic known as 'Dark Lord Potter' is a member of RC. I found that deliciously hilarious.

Here are some RC invites to anyone that's interested.

http://www.readcon.com/index.php?action=register;invite_key=4bff0002f0f33ad33a46375d383654278146c518

http://www.readcon.com/index.php?action=register;invite_key=2045a9c5603d3f8ec1d1938f96f844a87e3d3280

http://www.readcon.com/index.php?action=register;invite_key=87e9b18ea1ab625efdc9c20f65c0259428573a66

http://www.readcon.com/index.php?action=register;invite_key=14bb25619a3f2170f6e4fb6131fd39c7f7c030f9

http://www.readcon.com/index.php?action=register;invite_key=4b448b808b39ab08c9601613e0e7d9d3ef6cfd2c

I figure they could use all the help getting new members they can get.

 

I'm surprised you could pull yourself away from twapping to your avatar for that long. Your hand must have needed a rest or something.

To summarize: There's another site with a different focus and a smaller userbase. A few posts, taken out of context, don't reference in the most glowing of terms the criticism and advice some authors have received on DLP. Conclusion: "We hates the RC, Precious." Oh, and Nuhuh is cool. (On that, at least, we agree).

Gee, thanks for clearing that up, Darius.

 

I wasn't actually going at you at all. I was just pulling lulzy quotes off of RC.

It's not like you can be blamed after all, I mean this is how RC gets authors to join their site.

Look at DLP for good fics.

Message author with an invitation to the elite, exclusive site site.

Shower them with praise and beg them to stay on their site.

?????

Profit

Of the 1 post of yours on RC that contained DLP this was it.
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Where's the TROLL SUCCESSFUL demotivator when you need it?

 

I'm in the boonies. So no PS on me laptop. So fuck ya'll . I might interview Tinn sometime.

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This started interesting, but then I got a bit bored with all the RC hate. It's only funny kicking a crippled puppy so long before it gets old. At least I still have my precious, precious gold.

 

What exactly is RC about, and why are we attacking it?

If it has like 20 members, or whatever you guys said, why on earth are you all bothering with this?

/is confused.

 

Oh the drama, is it ever going to end?

 

It's all rather biblical, really. Heaven = DLP (LOL, I know), RC = Hell, fallen angels = former DLP members/RC Founders, and you get the general idea. Asking any more about it borders or gossip queenery.

 

I am so tempted to write a parody of Paradise Lost right now. But that would take too much time and effort.

 

For the lulz.

Justblaise: You're giving them way to much credit.

 

Countdown to Hall of Shame has begun.

Massive lulz injection needed immediately.

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Without it, even House won't be able to save this thread.

 

You are just a bad troll, Darius. If, of course, the definition for 'bad troll' is: A prepubescent little fuck who started looking at 4chan a bit too early in life, and therefore became obsessed with things like the movie Fight Club and being HC.

Oh, and my name is The Heir.

 

^ What happened to your brother?