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DLP's 'Top Ways For Harry to Die' Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Manatheron, Feb 14, 2007.

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  1. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Feb 19, 2007 #41
    Umbridge/Harry S&M:

    The little waddles of fat and celulight dangling out the openings in her corset jiggled as Umbridge tied her blood quill securly to Harry's quivering prick.

    "Now write 'I shall not tell lies' one-hundred times," she snapped, and her chins shuck with excitment.
     
  2. Crazy1

    Crazy1 Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Feb 19, 2007 #42
    You people scare me. I'd like to see the H/Harem one as a parody, though.
     
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