1. DLP Flash Christmas Competition + Writing Marathon 2024!

    Competition topic: Magical New Year!

    Marathon goal? Crank out words!

    Check the marathon thread or competition thread for details.

    Dismiss Notice
  2. Hi there, Guest

    Only registered users can really experience what DLP has to offer. Many forums are only accessible if you have an account. Why don't you register?
    Dismiss Notice
  3. Introducing for your Perusing Pleasure

    New Thread Thursday
    +
    Shit Post Sunday

    READ ME
    Dismiss Notice

Don't You Fucking Touch Him You Fat Faggot

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Darius, May 4, 2008.

  1. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2006
    Messages:
    2,582
    Location:
    The Octagon - Say that to my face and not online m
  2. Lindow

    Lindow Professor DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2007
    Messages:
    448
    Location:
    San Francisco, CA, USA
    That was the funniest thing I've heard all fucking day.
     
  3. Mechanicalchrist

    Mechanicalchrist Groundskeeper

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2007
    Messages:
    317
    Location:
    The Internet
    That was kinda meh, actually.
     
  4. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2006
    Messages:
    1,511
    Location:
    One of the Shires
    High Score:
    9,373
    The kid seemed kind of a dick, though it was chuckle-worthy for a minute. I'll have to agree with Mechanicalchrist on this, it's just not that funny.

    Aekiel
     
  5. TripticWriter

    TripticWriter Groundskeeper

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2006
    Messages:
    326
    Location:
    France
    It's a shame neg rep isn't around anymore. I'll have negrep you everyday because of this.

    Really doesn't see anything funny in this video.

    You laugh because some dumbass call another dumbass "Fat Faggot" or it because you see an emo like kid being hit by a fat kid?

    In either case it's really stupid.
     
  6. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2006
    Messages:
    2,941
    ...Not funny..
     
  7. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2006
    Messages:
    1,245
    Location:
    Australia.
    Bunch of fucking red-neck hicks. 'Yo!' 'What up dude!'. Fucking dicks.

    I laughed a little but it's nothing special. Felony Fights beats it in terms of lulz and fighting skill.
     
  8. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2005
    Messages:
    6,957
    Location:
    Ghost Planet
    Nothing is more funny than watching people get the shit beat out of them.
     
  9. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2006
    Messages:
    1,893
    Location:
    In that thing you call a closet. Better watch out,
    Dudley vs. Harry
     
  10. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2006
    Messages:
    2,941
    Not really, you don't laugh when you watch boxing do you? It's a different kind of entertainment.

    It was my assumption that people were referring to the "fat faggot" part of the video as amusing, which I then contended that it was not, in fact, funny.
     
  11. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2006
    Messages:
    1,511
    Location:
    One of the Shires
    High Score:
    9,373
    Adding to that, the fight wasn't even that entertaining. The guy went down straight away and then it was just a couple of smacks round the head. Nothing fancy and nothing I could really get my teeth into. Figuratively speaking, of course.

    Aekiel
     
  12. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2006
    Messages:
    2,582
    Location:
    The Octagon - Say that to my face and not online m
    Wow, aren't you guys sophisticated.

    The reason people don't enjoy this is because they either see themselves as either A) The kid getting the shit kicked out of him or B) The fat faggot.

    It's ok guys - especially you TripticWriter, really seems to have struck a cord. I'm sure that dreaded neg rep would have been anonymous.

    The reason it's funny is all in the tone of his voice, it's fucking hilarious.
     
    Last edited: May 5, 2008
  13. TripticWriter

    TripticWriter Groundskeeper

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2006
    Messages:
    326
    Location:
    France
    Anonymous? Why? I am pretty sure that you can do nothing to me.

    And please the:

    Is just childish.

    You don't have to justify yourself. If you find this funny then good for you, personnaly I don't. End of the story.
     
  14. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2006
    Messages:
    2,582
    Location:
    The Octagon - Say that to my face and not online m
    The fact that I could do nothing would only serve to prove how spineless you are - but that is neither here or there as there is no reputation anymore.

    No. It is not childish when you attack me for posting it. It's not 'good for me' and 'personally you don't' when you insult me for posting it.

    You can't say:
    and then follow up with:
    When called on it.
     
  15. Inferi

    Inferi Third Year

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2006
    Messages:
    92
    Location:
    Vermont
    I found it funny, but only cause the fat kid that beat the crap outa the emo kid, looks, sounds and acts like a kid I know. Especially the end quote "I'll go round two, tell em to come back!" after just humiliating the kid.

    The fat kid's punches were full of fail anyway, he needs to work out.
     
  16. TripticWriter

    TripticWriter Groundskeeper

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2006
    Messages:
    326
    Location:
    France
    You really want to have the last word, don't you?

    But it's fine, I have nothing to do and it allows me to practise my english.

    You call me spineless because I hide behind the anonymity of internet. Quite a strange argument since well... It's a fact that stand for everybody you include.

    Furthermore why do you want me to answer? Calling you on it? Telling: "you and me in real life, when you want"? Menacing you? Swearing that I am a black belt karateka and that I am going to beat the hell of you?

    What the point of that since we both know that it will never happen. So I just said that it's internet so you can't to shit to me, very nicely. ^^


    I can't really say the same think to you. Calling me spineless, insinuating that I am a fat faggot that got regularly beaten. To sum up acting like an overly vulgar teen-ager who know that nothing could happen to him, since I hope that you don't act that way in your real life when you met an stranger that doesn't agree with you. If you do act like that then I suddenly understand why you find this video funny.

    But you are right about the:


    Having no sense.

    Just for making thing clear, I wasn't going to negrep you everyday since I really but really could't care less about your rep and since I will soon completely forgot about this thread. I use this sentence because I found that it was the easiest "metaphore" to use for making clear that I found that video really stuid ans absolutely not funny. Yes it was quite the horrible one but helas I am not overly good at thing like that. And no I am not backing off on my comment...

    And please, cut the drama about me insulting you....

    Are you telling me that you felt insulted by :
    I don't think that you could have survived on DLP this long by having a thin skin
     
  17. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2006
    Messages:
    2,582
    Location:
    The Octagon - Say that to my face and not online m
    You completely missed the point.

    There's personal anonymity - we all have that. But 'TripticWriter' is not anonymous.

    I did not feel insulted but that doesn't mean it was not meant to be insulting. You neg rep when you think someone has done something stupid - negrepping someone everyday can easily be considered an insult.

    If by 'clearing things up' you mean saying that you didn't mean what you said - then you did that but that doesn't clear anything up. You constantly contradict yourself.

    First you say "I will negrep you every day" and then you say "It's your personal opinion to think it's funny"

    Then you say "I did not mean that I would neg rep you" and then "I'm not backing off my statement"

    That means that you have taken some sort of personal offense to me posting the video.

    I'm not insulted - I made a point regarding how you seemingly took the posting of this video personally and you responded in a completely contradictory way and then try to back your argument up by saying 'your acting like a vulgar teen ager' and acting as if the entire thread is beneath you yet you still continue to post.

    The last part of your post is just completely retarded as I've already addressed what was meant to be the insult.
     
  18. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    6,193
    Location:
    Washington, D.C.
    Polite flamewar > video clip
     
  19. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2007
    Messages:
    187
    Location:
    North Carolina
    High Score:
    3,065
    Or because it's not funny.
     
  20. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2006
    Messages:
    2,582
    Location:
    The Octagon - Say that to my face and not online m
    That's fine.

    Just try not to contradict yourself 50 times and we'll be cool.
     
Loading...