Which clearly makes David Spade Lucius Malfoy.

 

There's a big difference between Dumbledore saying, "Tom, my boy," and, "Tommy Boy."

 

Donald Trump as Cornelius Fudge

 

I’m the most successful person ever to run for the minister, by far. Nobody’s ever been more successful than me. I’m the most successful person ever to run. Dumbledore isn’t successful like me. Scrimgeour - I have a bowler hat that’s worth more than Scrimgeour.

I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent

 

Eddie Murphy as Severus Snape.

 

John Stamos as Sirius Black. John Oliver as Ollivander. Fran Drescher as Rita Skeeter. Cheech Marin as Hagrid. Rowan Atkinson as Severus Snape. Roseanne Barr as Mrs. Weasley.

And Sam Elliott as Albus Dumbledore.

"I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations. Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we - ah, look at me. I'm ramblin' again."

 

Young Dumbledore



Sexy Snape



Kingsley



TurboPotter

 

@wox2d Why is the guy you chose to be Kingsley a nightmare?

 

@momo Because he's a big, bald white guy instead of a big, bald black guy. I took this as kind of a bizarro casting thread tbh.

 

Oh damn I didn't remember that Kinglesy is black.

Either way, race of minor characters doesn't really matter to me. I think it only counts if you have a distinctive appearance and you're important to the story (Harry should have green eyes goddamnit!)

 

Voldemort: