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Drunk Girl in Cart

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Dilla, Sep 16, 2010.

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  1. Dilla

    Dilla Seventh Year

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    Sep 16, 2010 #1
    Ignore the lame Star Wars intro, skip ahead about 48 seconds.

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    Last edited: Sep 16, 2010
  2. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Sep 16, 2010 #2
    Shopping carts - great way to transport drunk people.
     
  3. Novera

    Novera Seventh Year

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    Sep 16, 2010 #3
    So this guy has a beyond drunk girlfriend and thinks to himself, "Now would be a great time to go shopping together."

    The things you can see in Walmart...
     
  4. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Date rape + grocery shopping = multi-tasking brilliance.
     
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  5. Phantom of the Library

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    Sep 17, 2010 #5
    The Walmart was clearly having a sale on prostitutes. This man just knows a good deal when he sees one.
     
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    Sep 17, 2010 #6
    I found myself very much hoping she would throw up toward the end there, but alas.
     
  7. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Sep 17, 2010 #7
    I love how no one cared at all. She could easily have been drugged, not drunk.
     
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