I nearly had a heart attack just by watching this.

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Uhhhh....wat?

Why in the holy fucking hell would anyone deep fry chocolate? Also, chocolate crêpes looked like steamrolled cow pies.

TL;DR: I want my 3 minutes, 41 seconds back.

 

Did he say theyre eating Chyme next year?
weird, bro

 

You didn't show them the right video.

The one you showed is lame in comparison. At least, in my opinion.

-PinstripedPajamas

 

First saw these over Thanksgiving. There isn't a single thing he says that isn't quotable.

Now go watch the corndog video, then watch the turbaconwhatever one. And thank me later.

 

I'm pretty sure this guy is the most dangerous guy to be friends with.

Every time you see him he'll fatten you up more and more until you die explode implode create your own gravitational field or take him off your Facebook.

 

Holy crap at Epic Meal Time.

I can understanding cooking that stuff for the lulz, but actually eating it? I'm equally impressed and disgusted.

 

It reminds me of this thing I had at a place called the Rainforest Cafe, they called it a Brownie Volcano, we ordered because it looked a hell of a lot smaller in the pictures but when we got this thing it was about a foot and a half tall pile of brownies with ice cream in the center and ice cream on top covered in like four different kinds of chocolate and caramel sauces and sprinkles and slathered in a layer of whip cream about 3 inches thick. I'm pretty sure I could actually feel my internal organs shutting down one by one by the time we got it down to a foot tall.