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FanFiction Cliches - Do not delete

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Aug 13, 2005.

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  1. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    I'm 6' 3" at the time of posting, though I might grow a bit yet...
     
  2. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Well everyone is doing it so why not, I'm 6'4".
     
  3. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    5'8"
     
  4. Sepanto

    Sepanto Groundskeeper

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    Didn't read it all, so maybe it came up.
    Harry-dissapears-to-the-past-and-comes-back-stronger-than-voldemort.

    P.s does somebody know of a harry-in-huflpuff story, cuz i wanna know if i'm the first one writing it.
     
  5. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Yes there are Hufflepuff!Harry stories.
     
  6. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Yeah I've seen a couple.

    Though personally I am a fan of Ravenclaw!Harry.

    Just because they are predominantly smart doesn't mean they can't go Michael Corleone on someones ass.
     
  7. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    I like Harry staying away from school, but there are few that are actually worth reading.
     
  8. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    I HATE this fucking shit in FANFICTION where Remus calls Harry "cub" or "Prongslet"

    STOP

    HE DID NOT KNOW REMUS FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS!!! and there is NO indication of this being used as a phrase.

    Peoplethink they are SO fucking clever because Remus is werewolves have cubs. :wall: BRILLIANT!! WOLF AND CUB. HOW FUCKING CLEVER

    YOU EVERYONE WHO DOES THIS IS STUPID! :rrou: :wall: :wall:
     
  9. Anonymous

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    It gets on my nerves too when every two seconds Remus his calling Harry his cub. Personally I think Bambi is a better name.

    These stupid trunks that keep showing up all over the darn place get on my tits as well(beer induced tits of course.). I mean it's been used so many times now, come on people get an imagination.

    This one really gets on my nerves. Harry goes shopping for clothes. Come on, i dont give a crap what colour his underpants are, or what colour cloths he has in wardrobe.
     
  10. Cervus

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    /\ That was me /\

    Why does this forum insist on logging me out when i try to post.
     
  11. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Sirius having a fiancée.
     
  12. SlytherinDamian

    SlytherinDamian Raptured to Hell

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    lol, we all know Sirius <3's Remus

    Am I the only one annoyed by the phrase "now it was _____'s turn to ______"? This comes off an action, or someone saying something the same way as the other person. I see this a lot, and I was wondering if anyone else notices it. Example:

    "No, I'm sorry!" Now it was Hermione's turn to apologize and cry like a bitch.

    or it can be switched up like:

    Now it was hermionie's turn to apologize and cry like a bitch. "No, Harry, I'm sorry! I never really loved Draco, can you forgive me?"

    Somehow conversation/interaction is like a turn-based RPG to some writers.

    Character 1's turn!
    Select -> Apologize!
    Apologize missed!
    Character 2's turn!
    Select -> Mega Angsty Apology!
    Mega Angsty Apology success!
    Character 2 wins!
    Character 2 has gained 1428xp, 213 gold, forgiveness!
     
  13. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    If I read one more word about the vertically challenged Ginny Weasley's Bat Bogie Hex, and how we all should fear it, I'm going to throw my monitor out the bloody window. Come on what’s making bogies come out of you nose going to do, I'd just tickle her brain with me wand.
     
  14. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Yeah the spell always sound like it's the most powerful thing after Avada.
     
  15. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    And Dumbles afraid of Molly Weasley...what bullshit is that?
     
  16. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Aye, I included a bit specifically for putting the fat witch and her daughter in their place in the new chapter of Traitors, I added a teaser for the new chapter to my locked thread
     
  17. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Harry gets a new inventive name like James Evans, Evan Black, Harry Evans and so on, to mask his identity.
     
  18. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    personly i think he should pick a name that has very little to do with him.like a 6great-grandfather's name or something.. not his parents name
     
  19. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    What and doing something intelligent?
     
  20. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    That doesn't sound like the Harry JKR wants us to know and love
     
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