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FanFiction Cliches - Do not delete

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Aug 13, 2005.

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  1. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    yep.


    NEw cliche i don't like the "she stuck her tongue out"

    this is cute? It looks trashy and stupid, but for some reason some people think it turns on a guy or guys like it when girls act like petulant 7 year-olds (in a mocking way)

    It is stupid and childish. CUT THIS SHIT OUT
     
  2. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    if a girl did that it would be cute...cause it would.....i'll think of a reason why later
     
  3. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    childishness is the new fad i guess... its like strippers and clear heels... or something like that...

    good god you should see the childishness at the college... and god fucking damn it if i see another fucking plain yellow rubber duck im fucking killing someone!!
     
  4. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    it be cute if she was involved with me, in a schoolgirl outfit, somewhere private.

    Otherwise bend the chick over, and spank her ass for acting like a chi... hmm come to think of it that's way dirtier sounding then I'd intended.
     
  5. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ...o_O

    didnt know you were so kinky mid...
     
  6. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    true it in am entertaining thought
     
  7. ChuckDaTruck

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    Yeah, LIVE!!! Work IT MAN!!! :D :D :D :D :D
     
  8. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I have a sense of perverse humor that'd easily rival Charlie or Gio's, I just choose more.. er active ways to pursue it then talk/type about it =)

    Plus I try to be a bit more professional here, since I consider this a job to do, lol.
     
  9. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ... so im not the only one that considers this a legit job? ... well... am i relieved to hear that... though i would like to get paid for my slacking... err... work... we should talk to zev about raises...
     
  10. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Yeah I figure I should try to act semi professional all the time, and try not to be extreme bias one way or the other, otherwise when I do have to lay the smackdown I'll have ppl questioning me. And I hate ppl doing that, it always just makes things more tense and aggrivating, lol
     
  11. Antivash

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    ...another cliche im getting tire of seeing goes along with the muggle companies...

    muggle drug dealer/supplier!malfoys...

    ive seen at least a dozen dozen stories where the malfoy family is the reason that the UK has muggle drugs and what not... or something similar...

    meh
     
  12. Cervus

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    I actually read a story where that Malfoys owned mugggle businesses a couple of weeks ago. I think it may have been Year of Rebellion by Full Pensive, all though I am not too sure. If I remember correctly the Malfoys use this as a means to rip off Harry. If I am wrong please correct me. Full Pensive actually uses this scenario a lot better than I have seen anybody do it, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if the people that wrote this stuff were ripping him off.

    Those of you that merely use this as a means to make the Malfoys richer or more powerful, this does not make sense. The Malfoys are pure-blood wizards born and bred, they have no reason to be interested in the Muggle world. Even the most ardent of Muggle lovers (Like Mr Weasly as pointed out before) has absolutely no clue whatsoever about Muggle lifestyle.

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    <<< See that... SECOND YEAR. Soon i shall rise as the next Dark Lord and you shall be begging for my mercy.

    Sorry, got carried away :oops:
     
  13. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    it'd maybe make a little more sense if it was a half blood or muggleborn that had the buisness.. but even then it's still pushing it.

    Considering they get pulled out of muggle school, some of them never go at all in the case of purebloods (as far as I can remember I've never heard of pureblood elementary) so having a 5th or 6th grade education aint gonna be conductive to doing buisness, a point I'm using that Harry uses to get over on alot of the biz owners in the wizarding world.
     
  14. Old Nuit

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    But since the movies wizards know a lot about mugglewear.
     
  15. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    yeah that's another thing that bugs the hell out of me, them all running around in sweaters, t-shirts, etc... stupid me, I'd assumed they had to wear the Hogwarts uniform when anywhere other then Hogsmead weekends or in their dorm rooms.
     
  16. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Well, didn't Harry say in book four that the Weasley kids all wore muggle clothes during the summer? And, really, I don't get the difference. I mean, the Hogwarts uniform is just a robe over normal uniform type clothes, isn't it? So what do adult witches/wizards wear under their robes? Nothing?
     
  17. IndoGhost

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    yep...remember in the quidditich(sp) world cup that guy wearing a dress said he likes a breeze through his privetes or something like that
     
  18. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Ohh, yes, I remember that. Man, it's confusing.
     
  19. ChuckDaTruck

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    Wizards should just become nudists. Its the best solution really.
     
  20. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    No no no, that would be just wrong.

    Witches should become nudists. :)
     
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