... freaky wizard chicks who could vanish thier leg bones and contort into all sorts of fun possibilites, then regrow the legs overnight....


Me and you need to have a talk about what action is, young one!

 

*hands Dark the Kama Sutra*

Go and make merry young one!

 

Kama Sutra

the reason i love my indian background other then the other stuff that is

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2491873/1/

by chapter 3 i was too annoyed with all the cliches the girlheaped in there to continue reading it.

poof dream where I train. Never mind I fuck up the amount of training Harry does in each single sentence, nor my spelling errors, nor my.. bah you get the point.



Edit: Like a sucker I read some more to see if it got worse.. sheesh I should of stopped. She gives you a new prophecy : “The marked one will find all that he needs to defeat the Dark Lord, but it will come at the cost of added responsibility to his already heavy burden. As the night comes of the Dark Lord’s first defeat, twins will be born. They will show the chosen one the final love that he knows not; the love of a parent.”:

Gee aint that all mystical and fucking vague.. not!

Harry pops Gin's cherry, and knocks her up the first time they do it, and since Ginny is having the ultra secret time training Harry had, which keeps changing it's time compression, she'll be spitting the kid out in just over a week!

I was fighting a vomitting sensation when I read that prophecy, do most authors even reread thier crap to see how horrid it is? It's bad enough she has Harry saying "I love you" more fucking times then "withered hand" is mentioned in HBP, but christ..

 

speaking of ff has anyone come across any GOOD fic lately? cause i'm have not and i was just wondering if i was the only one.... :?

 

i stop right after "welcome back albus" couldn't take it when Godric's name came up

 

You are definetly better off for not wasting your time, trust me.

plot holes, cliches, horrible, weird ass writing that loops back on itself and suddenly changes direction for no reason, blatant foreshadows (Harry don't get my daughter pregnant! Okay. *next day Gin gets knocked up* Everyones pissed for all of 10 seconds)

 

Don't you just love arguments like this ^

 

Sounds like a West Virgina wedding to me folks!

 

who came up with the idea of harry ginny anyway?

 

I think it started simply because people wanted a big happy Weasly family and the only way for Harry to become family was Ginny.

 

even though harry is already viewed as a surrogate son by the weasley's. if they really want him to be family, just adopt him instead of having harry with ginny. i'm sure the dursley's will be very happy about the adoption, no more nephew, or owls zooming in. it's not like harry has blood protection there anymore. or has dumbledore forgotten that voldie used harry's blood to be ressurected?

 

I don't think that anyone really cares about the blood protection.

 

No, I think it was some tragically sad girls with a twisted view of what romance and love is. They thought it was romantic.

 

I always thought the "tragically sad girls" started the whole slash thing, you know so that their favorite guy doesn't stand alone(e.g. making Slytherin the house full of gays), never seen a connection between them and H/G.

 

No, the slash girls are the "super tragically sad girls". A very big difference.

 

Ah now I get it.