Figured I would put my stats up as well -

To Fight the Coming Darkness

Words - 167637
Chaps - 21
Reviews - 925
Hits - 272432
C2s - 155
Favs - 604
Alerts - 597

Bungle in the Jungle

Words - 57045
Chaps - 9
Reviews - 297
Hits - 47493
C2s - 65
Favs - 203
Alerts - 211

You are on the favorites list of 161 members.
You are on the author alert list of 298 members.
You have submitted a total of 115 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 224,682 words.
Avg. number of words per entry : 112,341.
Numbers of hits to your profile page : 55242.

Jim

 

Hmm. My stories have been doing pretty well since my last post:

Young Again: The Rewrite

Chapters:10
Reviews: 1407
Hits: 170729
C2s: 192
Favs: 681
Alerts: 882

In Light of Silver Memories

Chapters:3
Reviews: 99
Hits: 4428
C2s: 27
Favs: 49
Alerts: 60

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Author Favs: 204 members.
Author Alert: 484 members
Total words archived : 84,501 words.
Avg. number of words per entry : 42,251.
Numbers of hits to your profile page : 22475

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~liath

 

Two Main Stories:




Title Words Chp Reviews Hits 2 Fav Alerts

Temptations of a Dark Soul 27412 4 78 15344 39 99 118

Equal and Opposite 13784 4 98 16645 41 119 132

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Not much of a change since last time.

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You are on the favorites list of 79 members.

You are on the author alert list of 132 members.

You have submitted a total of 209 signed reviews.

Total words archived : 54,217 words.

Avg. number of words per entry : 10,843.

Numbers of hits to your profile page : 17019. New

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Hits to profile have slowed down considerably, most likely due to the removal of the reccomended stories, the H/Bella cookie, and the lengthy like/dislike list with reccomended stories.

 

You lucky bastards! I only have 16 reviews for my newest story, which has 1 chapter! Argh!! And my oneshot has 12! MAN! 'Embarassed'? ' Dont like?' Geez! Damn you guys and your skill! Here I was, thinking 16 reviews was special! * Sulks while glaring at Dark Syaoran for his comment about 22 reviews in a corner*

 

Don't fret.

Reviews are not a way to measure quality.

I will add though that reviews tend to come more often for stories that consistently update. They show up better as FFNet ranks stories by Update Date, hence making stories that have been updated recently higher on Favorite's Lists, Searches, and browsing.

 

*Sniffle*

Whatever.

I still cant update though. Computer's got a virus. Been using a Sony PSP for months now.

Oh PSP, is there anything you cant do!?

 

*Raises Eyebrows*

Virus?

A good "Format C:" in DOS will take care of anything.

 

How do you get rid of virus on com, Amerision? 'Cause I've got one on one of my computers and am really not looking forward to telling my dad

 

The first time I got one I let my cousin who works for IBM borrow the hardrive and clean everything up. If you don't mind losing the files on your computer format the hardrive.

 

I use my grandparents computer. They think I somehow caused the virus and have forbidden me from using it. Its gotten to the point where Im going to probably end up sending small bits of it to a friend, give them my password, and have them post it. Not a smart idea though. And I miss writing like I miss My destroyed copy of Halo 2. Plus more than half of my reviewers are probably off reading something better. Damn... I mean, at this point, im so desperate to continue HCHP, I would sell my soul to Ginny....

 

My dad would be able to clean the harddrive, but I don't want him finding what caused the virus. Is there a way to permanately delete your temporary interenet files? I've heard that even if you clear your history and delete them that people can still find them. So you see I am in a little bit of a fix here.

 

Here's a post on keeping your computer running like new. It's generally correct, but I don't reccomend doing a registry scan every day.

http://club.cdfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=151814

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As for getting rid of a virus, there is no definite solution for all viruses. If you follow the guidelines in the above article, you shouldn't ever have to deal with a virus/malware.

But if you do, try installing Mcafee Viruscan. Most of the time, this won't work as the virus destorys that too, but it's worth a try.

If that doesn't work, do a Mcafee Online scan [Free] and try to find the name of the virus. With that info, you can research methods of extermination.

If all else fails and you really need to keep the files, take the hard drive off of it and hook it up to a system with robust virus protection. Clean it up via that.

Beyond that, it's just 'Format C:'.

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Download Ccleaner at http://www.ccleaner.com/download/

Use it to clean up history/temp files/etc. Very useful in privacy.

 

what does 'Format C:' mean. I'm really sorry to bug you all about this. And thanks for all the advice Amerision.

Edit: Never mind I figured it out. Thanks for all the help everyone, and sorry about the umm... disruption. *Goes off to bash head on the wall.*

 

*stares at thread title*

*stares at most recent posts*

*stares at thread title again*

 

lol, MS, i'll bring it back on topic:

Blood Red by Songofthesky
Reviews: 296
Hits: 92426
C2s: 77
Favs: 167
Alerts: 290

User Stats:
I'm on the favourites list of 26 members

On the author alert list of 83 members

Total words archived : 35,487 words.

Avg. number of words per entry : 7,097.

Numbers of hits to your profile page : 3817

 

I know it's off topic, but it's important.

http://www.pcnineoneone.com/howto/clean1.html

^That will give you a nice definitive guide on how to do a clean install of Windows with an upgrade disk of Windows XP.

http://www.webtree.ca/windowsxp/clean_install.htm

^This is another, more all-situation time guide.

Format C: is a command in MSDOS that will, well, format your hard drive. Isn't used that commonly anymore due to easier methods of doing a clean install.

REMEMBER: Install an Anti-Virus program with a firewall before you go online. The Anti-Virus must be registered if you want updates.

 

Meh...

Harry Potter and the Voyage of Discovery

Words: 43260
Chapters: 11
Reviews: 567
Hits: 140954
C2s: 138
Favorites: 272
Alerts: 511

And Then There Was One

Words: 27734
Chapters: 5
Reviews: 29
Hits: 2860
C2s: 12
Favorites: 17
Alerts: 14

You are on the favorites list of 61 members.
You are on the author alert list of 163 members.
You have submitted a total of 180 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 70,994 words.
Avg. number of words per entry : 35,497.
Numbers of hits to your profile page : 16013.

I'm kind of puzzled as to why my first attempt got so many more hits than my newest...anybody got some insight?