Notice how the word count on an author's profile exceeds the number of words they have in their stories, and the number of paragraphs outnumber the amount of reviews they've gotten.

Also, why are all your posts in pink/purple?

 

Meh, because it matches my screen name. "PsychicLunar" just makes me think of pink/purple/blue. And I feel like being colorful.

The whole thing with the word count wasn't even on the front of my mind as I read through that... profile. Mostly it was the "nicknames," the bashing, and the font. And the long list of "paste this in your profile."

 

All the "paste this into your profile" is kinda provocative in that I want to do the same except with a "paste this into your profile if you actually have a life and wouldn't paste something like this in your profile because someone on the internet told you to to boost your self-esteem" kind of thing.

 

That's an amusing idea, Andromalius.

That author...Wow. A sixty-four word story. Is there any instance of prose on FF.Nazi shorter than that?

 

Donno... But it was more interesting to read her profile than the stories. It affirms my own self-worth to me.

Someone please set her up the bomb.

 

Demon, I believe I once found a 24 odd word fic in the Warhammer section, twas but a sentence long.

 

I read one about 20 words in the Halo fandom. I think it's been taken down though. It went like "Two guys stood in Blood Gulch. One shot the other in the head."

That was it.

 

Best Fanfiction ever.

 

Twas a super-mega awesome show of pwnage, the likes of which could only have come from the l33t. I just want to add that the first half of my post should be ignored. Now, what's the deal with all the copy and paste crap, FFN does not equal Myspace. Therefore I say, "Kill them all. . . . please."