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Fanfiction's Worst Reviews

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Moridin, Jul 7, 2010.

  1. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign Prestige

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    A guest review for Lesser Evils on FFN:

    My guess is this is @LordPotter, the latest exceptional retard that graced DLP's hallowed halls. I don't recall antagonizing anyone on r/HPfanfiction recently.

    That same person (judging by time frame, guest review status, and the level of butthurt), also left a review for LE's sequel:

    The cunt looks even stupider for it, because this story has not even been submitted for review.
     
  2. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    He's somewhat of a regular Anon on FF.net. I recall good comments from him, personally. And while you can debate the tone (or you can't, really, seeing we care about content, not intent): he's partly right.

    The Atrium is on level 8, so you first drive down (from above ground), and then up again (except for levels 9 and 10). It's, like he says, an underground 10 storey-building (though he does appear to get the entrance wrong) :p
     
  3. Inert

    Inert Unspeakable

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    I always love when people tell me how to write my own fics:

     
  4. Corvus Black

    Corvus Black Seventh Year

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    I saw those, Inert.

    They were funny as fuck. Literally none of his suggestions were anywhere near as good as what you actually wrote, and that side plot was a true headscrathcer.
     
  5. Inert

    Inert Unspeakable

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    @Corvus Black I just don't understand the idea of giving someone completely foreign plot ideas in a review. If you feel so strongly, write it yourself. That's how all of my fics started.
     
  6. Download

    Download Supreme Mugwump DLP Supporter

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    Truly disgusting. I was worried for a second that I was being a bit harsh calling the reviewer a retard but I don't care now. The faster harem garbage dies the better.
     
  7. Download

    Download Supreme Mugwump DLP Supporter

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    And he's back lol.
     
  8. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen Prestige DLP Supporter

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    This for an SAO fic? Which?
     
  9. Download

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    Yeah, it's for my "I really hate a lot of SAO but love the concept" Stalker crossover. Which will most certainly not be featuring a harem.

    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12828957/1/Stalker-Online
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    I can't tell but I think he's insinuating the reason I don't like harems is because I'm a bad writer and can't write them.
     
  10. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I mean I'd read it but no harem? Eeehhh...
     
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    chiefnewo First Year DLP Supporter

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    I love this line. The only thing preventing you developing kirito's relations is your own fear! Cast aside your doubt and try to develop!
     
  12. Download

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  13. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Followed immediately after by:
    :thinking:
     
  14. 13thadaption

    13thadaption Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Dude, you won a (non)argument on internet.

    You convinced a (fanfiction!) reader to put aside their preconceived expectations and believe the author knew what they were doing.

    *Slowclap*
     
  15. Download

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    Pigs fly I guess.
     
  16. Taure

    Taure Magical Core Enthusiast Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I received the below review on my story from DragonsinWrath, complaining that by the end of chapter 1 not enough had happened in terms of divergence from canon.

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    Curious, I looked at DragonsinWrath's profile below. There I found a comment (in the third paragraph) where he "implores" people not to listen to people who say you have to diverge from canon ASAP. I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment: each story must stand on its own, establishing its own canon.

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    I decided to quote his own profile at him in a message. Lols ensued:

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  17. Nevermind

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    Close the thread, we‘ve found the worst review.

    I wonder whether they wrote that so long ago they forgot about it or whether they just copy/pasted the entire wall of text from somewhere…
     
  18. Sataniel

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    I remembered my favourite review.

    Context: 110 chapters in the protagonist was revealed to be a rapist. We were shown basically since the beginning that he was a thief, a murderer, a torturer and a general psycho.

     
  19. ScottPress

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    Well. Okay. Thanks for the heads up.
     
  20. Zombie

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    Well that's rude.
     
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