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Fanfiction's Worst Reviews

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Moridin, Jul 7, 2010.

  1. Taure

    Taure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Normally I would moderate away obvious trolls like this but I find it too hilarious to delete.
     
  2. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Sounds like you're a lonely man white boy too. Someone called Menace that the other day. FF is clearly filled with Lonely whiteboys.
     
  3. Halt

    Halt 1/3 of the Note Bros. Moderator

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    Can't wait to read what he says about Elizabeth Potter.
     
  4. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I feel like this is one of you, but this is the first review I've gotten that kinda left me wtf.

    I don't have many, sure, which is why I'm prone to checking the alerts when I get them. Made me lol.
     
  5. chiefnewo

    chiefnewo Second Year DLP Supporter

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    I can't speak to Harry not being the main character as a fail, but they're not wrong that having Harry fuck Astoria will probably get you a lot of views.
     
  6. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Wasn't the point of the piece. They sound more edge lord than 2010 DLP
     
  7. Joe

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    I mean, it's not the least helpful review I've ever received.
     
  8. Xepheria

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    Gotta wonder how old the person that sent this was...
     
  9. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    PLS @Joe CAN YOU WRITE THIS 4ME!?
     
  10. Glimmervoid

    Glimmervoid Groundskeeper

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    I too look foward to reading about the adventures of Elizabeth Potter in Ravenclaw in a few years time. :p
     
  11. Joe

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    Had a quick look at reviews for Wastelands for the first time in a long time. This one may be my favourite:

    [​IMG]
     
  12. MrBucket

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    That "Fuck you." in the end really tops it off.
     
  13. Otters

    Otters Squib ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    This got a genuine out-loud laugh from me.
     
  14. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    He otter be fucking kidding you.
     
  15. Inert

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    This after reading 216k words. Go take a running leap off a tall building.
     
  16. Seratin

    Seratin SwoleTroll ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Not gonna lie, @Inert that sounds like sarcasm.
     
  17. wox2d

    wox2d Sixth Year

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    So that was on Victoria Potter. "Tall Paul" seems like a weird troll. I base this entirely on the fact that they think Griphook is cool, and that Marlene McKinnen is their favorite character (because what rational person would hold either of those viewpoints).

    If it's not a troll, it's a true idiot.
     
  18. Psychotic Cat

    Psychotic Cat Headmaster

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    Wait, there's a difference?
     
  19. Download

    Download Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Yes.
     
  20. Download

    Download Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Another review from the last idiot who complained my story wasn't a harem story:

    His entire premise is wrong. I explicitly said in my authors notes I was covering them eventually so I responded as such:

    And his response:

    I really want to wish this is a troll.
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    I like how dramatic he is.
     
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