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Fanfiction's Worst Reviews

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Moridin, Jul 7, 2010.

  1. Taure

    Taure Magical Core Enthusiast Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Normally I would moderate away obvious trolls like this but I find it too hilarious to delete.
     
  2. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Sounds like you're a lonely man white boy too. Someone called Menace that the other day. FF is clearly filled with Lonely whiteboys.
     
  3. Halt

    Halt 1/3 of the Note Bros.

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    Can't wait to read what he says about Elizabeth Potter.
     
  4. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I feel like this is one of you, but this is the first review I've gotten that kinda left me wtf.

    I don't have many, sure, which is why I'm prone to checking the alerts when I get them. Made me lol.
     
  5. chiefnewo

    chiefnewo First Year DLP Supporter

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    I can't speak to Harry not being the main character as a fail, but they're not wrong that having Harry fuck Astoria will probably get you a lot of views.
     
  6. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Wasn't the point of the piece. They sound more edge lord than 2010 DLP
     
  7. Joe

    Joe The Reminiscent Exile Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I mean, it's not the least helpful review I've ever received.
     
  8. Xepheria

    Xepheria The Benefactor

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    Gotta wonder how old the person that sent this was...
     
  9. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    PLS @Joe CAN YOU WRITE THIS 4ME!?
     
  10. Glimmervoid

    Glimmervoid Groundskeeper

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    I too look foward to reading about the adventures of Elizabeth Potter in Ravenclaw in a few years time. :p
     
  11. Joe

    Joe The Reminiscent Exile Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Had a quick look at reviews for Wastelands for the first time in a long time. This one may be my favourite:

    [​IMG]
     
  12. MrBucket

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    That "Fuck you." in the end really tops it off.
     
  13. CareOtters

    CareOtters Supreme Mugwump DLP Supporter

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    This got a genuine out-loud laugh from me.
     
  14. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    He otter be fucking kidding you.
     
  15. Inert

    Inert Unspeakable

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    This after reading 216k words. Go take a running leap off a tall building.
     
  16. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Not gonna lie, @Inert that sounds like sarcasm.
     
  17. wox2d

    wox2d Squib

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    So that was on Victoria Potter. "Tall Paul" seems like a weird troll. I base this entirely on the fact that they think Griphook is cool, and that Marlene McKinnen is their favorite character (because what rational person would hold either of those viewpoints).

    If it's not a troll, it's a true idiot.
     
  18. Psychotic Cat

    Psychotic Cat Death Eater

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    Wait, there's a difference?
     
  19. Download

    Download Supreme Mugwump DLP Supporter

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    Yes.
     
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