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Fanfiction's Worst Reviews

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Moridin, Jul 7, 2010.

  1. Genghiz Khan

    Genghiz Khan Death Eater

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    Not sure if troll reviewer or just a bit fucked in the head.
     
  2. Hαn Sαlsα

    Hαn Sαlsα Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Probably both.
     
  3. Silirt

    Silirt Death Eater DLP Supporter

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    This is a guest review, so it does not link to an account. No idea who 'Grant' is.
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    The central character in Rookwood on Blood Purism is Marietta Edgecombe, so I assume that Barbietta is like a joke fan name.
     
  4. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I'm sad. Are you sad?
     
  5. Hαn Sαlsα

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    @ScottPress

    After reading the review, I am sad for you.
     
  6. Conquistador

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    @Salsa

    After watching you post on DLP 283 times in three months, I am sad for you.
     
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  7. Zombie

    Zombie Lo-fi Snake Jazz Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Don't hate the player, hate the game.
     
  8. Hαn Sαlsα

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    Got this gem today.

    Made me lul. I think this is what you call trying too hard to tell somebody they tried too hard.
     
  10. Silirt

    Silirt Death Eater DLP Supporter

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    The AI is evolving. Soon it will eclipse us entirely.
     
  11. Distended Destiny

    Distended Destiny Fifth Year

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    I don't understand why they've chosen ff.net for such spam. I was of the impression that ffnet was mostly populated by females, based off what some threads here told.

    I got these messages too, received it last month.
     
  12. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion DLP Supporter

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    Just got this truly bizarre review:


    From: Young Simon (Guest)
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    Young Simon:This is quite good but I think could benefit from the inclusion of my Original Character Sir Dedrick The Cool. He is tall and he is thin, of an enviable height, and he's been known to be quite handsome in a certain angle and a certain light. Also Bengie Fenwick should not be dead actually but only in exile, and come back to teach Harry cool curses. Thanks.
     
  13. ScottPress

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    @Jeram


    Sir Dedrick the Cool concept art to help you with introducing him into your story

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  14. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin

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    A few gems from Era of Hogwarts over the years.

    From when it was sitting on 666 reviews.

    I'm pretty sure EoH was never a great story. The bar must be incredibly low if EoH is the benchmark by which this discerning, sophisticated reader judges stories over 13 years after the last chapter was posted.

    Okay. I don't even know what to say about this review.

    Isn't the definition of an abandoned story, well, abandoned? There's an updated date for a reason.

    That's surprisingly hopeful for a story abandoned for a decade.

    At this point it'd been eight years since this story updated. What does it need marketing for? o_O
     
  15. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion DLP Supporter

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    I think I got that marketing spam a while back too.
     
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