For the pleasure? of this thread's readers I have a selection of two stories whose concepts are... problematic.

Peeked a bit at this one, and it wasn't quite as terrible as I suspected it would be. It's written in a very strange, transcripts of student meetings fashion that I would not think fit for anything longer than a 1 shot, let alone 130k words. The subject matter would require an extremely delicate hand that's uh... rare in fanfiction, though.

The second of these, I felt a physical jolt of disgust run through me. Something is very, very wrong with it. It's also the second story by the author in this thread! Though at least this one doesn't talk about inventing secondary genders.

Sidenote : I suspect it would be cheating to post the summaries some of DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan's slash stories.

 

Fatty Ninjas by snakebit1995 reviews
Kaguya starts a village just for women to get fat in. She's the first but soon she surrounded with lovable big girls. Contains: Weight Gain
Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: Jan 9 - Published: Nov 13, 2016 - Sakura H., Tsunade S., Mei T., Kaguya Ō.

 

Fascinating. I can only imagine their mortal enemies, the Thinobi.

 

Bianca And Meloetta by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Pokemon's Farting Bianca's constant gas passing and Aria Meloetta's icing fascination have both propelled both of these two flatulent filled, fetish fueled females to fame. So when they decide to go exploring the world together, they discover that there is more to them than their associated musically brassy and gassy quirks...
Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 14h ago - Published: Apr 8, 2013 - [Bianca/Bel, Meloetta] Arceus

 

On what planet do people think an average of 256 words per chapter is acceptable? I've read paragrphs that are longer.

 

Harry Potter and the Uncle of Secrets by Disgruntlement

Manipulative Old Bastard Attempts To Seize Control Over The Potter Vaults, You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 3 | Words: 7,780 | Reviews: 4 | Favs: 4 | Follows: 3 | Updated: 12m | Published: 1/13 | id: 12321004 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Parody | Characters: Harry P., Albus D.

 

I don't think that parodies count.

 

I missed the fact that it was a parody, but I still think the author could make a better summary.

 

Sounds like a case for the child protective services, honestly.

 

Just call Dumbledore.

 

Uzumaki Vampire By: Shawn129
No summary just read it. Vampire Naruto Soory that i have been MIA for a while but i'm back now
Rated: Fiction M - English - Naruto U. - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,096 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 631 - Updated: Jan 19 - Published: Jun 22, 2013 - id: 9415908

That vampire!Naruto tag has to be one of the most redundant things I've ever seen. What the hell else could it have been about with that title?

 

Why bother coming back? And don't apologize if you can't spell sorry.

 

Going Muggle by Xavras reviews
Set after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and a few other classmates, individually decide to leave for the muggle world for various reasons. EWE. No slash. (There will be more than angst and romance, there will be: Revenge, Fighting, Good men, Bad men, Beautiful ladies, Passion, Chases, Escapes, - wait, it's not that story, but it still should be fun)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,300 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 422 - Updated: Dec 31, 2014 - Published: Jun 3, 2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Susan B., Daphne G.

Harry Potter and the Problem with Life Debts
By: proton104
Harry Potter A/U. What if Harry was raised by Bellatrix Black? What if, while attending the Quidditch World Cup, Harry saved a young woman from a fate worse than death, incurring a life debt? M Rating for blood, guts, gore, profanity, and adult themes/situations (a.k.a. lemons) Full Summary inside.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Adventure - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Bellatrix L., OC - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,789 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: May 4, 2016 - Published: Jan 13, 2016 - id: 11730671

 

Atlas's Revelation By: RedRonin Enter the World of the Sole Survivor named Atlas. He has vague memories of the time before the bombs fell. Follow Atlas as he survives through the barren wasteland of Boston. During his lonesome journey through the wastes he will find a eccentric ally that nobody could have imagined. (Deathclaw and Human relationship) Rated M due to violence, blood, gore, and sexual references.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - OC, Sole Survivor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,432 - Published: Jan 31 - id: 12344293

 

Atlas shrugged, and unzipping his pants said to himself "a deathclaw is fine too."

 

Sounds like a Buzzfeed clickbait article.

 

That's the intention: the story more or less skewers every single fanfiction cliche it can find.

 

This may not be fanfiction but is was such an odd summary that I had to share it anyway.

 

Looks great.

 

I was gunna say that AFF is cheating but what the hell, that's on fanfiction.net?!