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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v10.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Jun 10, 2016.

  1. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Wrong thread. Delete this post.
     
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  2. Shadow Shaman

    Shadow Shaman First Year

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    That seems like an overreaction .
     
  3. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I mean, I posted in the wrong thread. But its not really an overreaction. That's a garbage fucking story.
     
  4. Pathological Liar

    Pathological Liar First Year

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    Harry Potter: Horizon by Trumpgod Resurrected
    The 76 parallel is breaking. For 30 years, the Alliance, led by Harry Potter, composed of both Light Wizards and Muggles, had pooled all their resources, combining technology and magic, keeping the Dark at bay. But the Darkness is rising, a Hydra uncoiling to strike, every blow against it only increasing its power...
    12 months ago
    In-Progress - T - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - 995,652 words - 76 chapters - 23 reviews - 5 favorites - 5 follows

    Pick a chapter and read it, you will understand why the summary's bad.
     
  5. vlad

    vlad Professor Prestige

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    You have to admire the pluck to keep chugging towards a million words with only five follows in the HP fandom.
     
  6. Shadow Shaman

    Shadow Shaman First Year

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    This fucker has an entire Wikipedia page, mostly JK Rowling's but I saw one on arachnids, copy pasted on each and every one his chapters.

    What. The. Fuck .
    --- Post automerged ---
    What insanity is this? The crazy fucker doesn't even have anything resembling a plot. Just chapters after chapters of completely copy pasted Wikipedia pages.
     
  7. Pathological Liar

    Pathological Liar First Year

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    You are experiencing the same thing I went through.
     
  8. vlad

    vlad Professor Prestige

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    You are all uncultured swine. This brave individual is taking your hatred with aplomb, and forking wikipedia one article at a time over to ffnet so in the event of a catastrophe, the stores of human knowledge do not rest solely on one domain.

    Godspeed, Sweet Prince
     
  9. Pathological Liar

    Pathological Liar First Year

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    If in the event of catastrophe, if the fanfiction and wikipedia both go down and everything is lost, why would this be needed?
     
  10. momo

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    Some days I wonder why people waste their time writing shit like this.

    And then I realize I just wasted time reading it.
     
  11. wox2d

    wox2d Fourth Year

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    Story Title: MILF Experience

    Summary: After convincing Slughorn, Dumbledore left Harry at molly house. Harry is changed so is Molly. Both attracted to each other. Both looking at each other with different is led Harry to an extraordinary sexual journey.(mature themes and submissive Harry.)

    I honestly couldn't think of something I'd like to read less.

    Alright, another.

    Story Title: Harry Potter and the Blood Rose

    Summary:
    Seeing through the manipulations of Dumbledore and faced with the threat of Voldemort, Harry Potter creates his own army with sex slaves. Harry/Harem. Dark!Harry

    I can't imagine why seeing through the Headmaster's manipulations would lead Harry to creating an army of sex slaves, but there you go.

     
  12. Shadow Shaman

    Shadow Shaman First Year

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    At least they got straight to the point.
     
  13. vlad

    vlad Professor Prestige

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    Disclaimer:

    Blood Rose was the retarded work of Vlad in 2007-2009 era of uber dark evil powerful!Harry.

    I want to make it real clear that as awful as the story was, *that* was never the summary. That is the summary of the retard who has spent last five years or so spamming plagiarized works.
     
  14. wox2d

    wox2d Fourth Year

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    Dude there were SO MANY plagiarized versions of your work that I saw when I was messing around with the Scryer last night. The majority were deleted, but damn, why are they so obsessed with you in particular?
     
  15. Microwave

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  16. Shinysavage

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    Guess telling people not to read your story worked then?
     
  17. nahbutualright

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    The EA approach to fanfiction summaries.
     
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