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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v10.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Jun 10, 2016.

  1. Donimo

    Donimo Groundskeeper

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    EnduranceBy: misteeirene
    Alternate version of Slipped. After being bitten and raped by a vampire, Harry's secret of being a submissive wizard capable of getting pregnant is discovered. Now he must find a way to save himself and all his children from all the purebloods who want to use him as a broodmare. Can his rapist and his family save him? Harry/Jasper, abuse, torture, rape, m/m
    Rated: Fiction M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Harry P., Jasper - Chapters: 20 - Words: 156,022 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: Mar 17 - Published: Sep 2, 2015 - id: 11482922
     
  2. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Uh what.
     
  3. Niez

    Niez Squib

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    Every single line of that summary is perfectly horrifying on its own. Together; well, it’s just genius.
     
  4. James

    James High Inquisitor

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    Didn't you know that horrifying experience of rape unlocks your well hidden submissive/gay/wizard side?
     
  5. Silirt

    Silirt Professor DLP Supporter

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    Are we going to change the title to 'presumably fair summaries of bad stories' if that's what we're going to be posting?
     
  6. James

    James High Inquisitor

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    A serpent mentored me by ary42 reviews
    the first downfall of Voldemort led Dumbledore to believe he had two puppets in his hand. but if the bigger puppet scheme to take matters in his own hand and influence the little puppet?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: Mar 26 - Harry P., Severus S.

    lel
     
  7. Saezots

    Saezots Seventh Year

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    The-Chamber-of-Contemplative-Musings by: kgfinkel
    Drips and Drabbles of stories that could potentially lead to something epic. Updates will be sporadic as my muse is temperamental and I still have two other stories I'm working on. No pairings unless otherwise specified. I dislike Ron Weasley and Albus Dumbledore so expect bashing!
    Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2h ago - Published: May 6, 2018


    This summary might not be that bad then you read a bit and every chapter is rational fic! wank and the whole thing sucks.
     
  8. Halt

    Halt 1/3 of the Note Bros.

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    Idk, summary is prettt awful at convincing anyone why they should read, on top of being completely empty of substance
     
  9. Download

    Download Dark Lord DLP Supporter

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    https://archiveofourown.org/works/14066796/chapters/32406264

    You may have noted the tags (do they count as a summary?) say "BAMF without bashing". Well it's funny it says that as I got about a third of the way through before the story veered from "SHIELD critical" to straight up SHIELD, Captain America and anyone who didn't become a government book-licker after Civil War hate boner.
     
  10. Dystopian Destiny

    Dystopian Destiny Fourth Year

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    Pretty awful summary. Author worships Snape and Hermione.
     
  11. Silirt

    Silirt Professor DLP Supporter

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    Is it a bad summary because the author doesn't make that clear?
     
  12. Dystopian Destiny

    Dystopian Destiny Fourth Year

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    The summary I posted shows Harry as the protagonist, but if you were to read the book(or the rest of the series), it becomes clear after a sad hour or two that Ron or Hermione are the 'lead' characters, with significant non-creepy Snape appearances.
    This is not a bad story, just a bad summary for an average story, unlike the most of the posts here.
     
  13. Halt

    Halt 1/3 of the Note Bros.

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    Feels Fucking Bad.
     
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