Oh no.

 

Is it early/mid 90s computer science, or did the author choose to modernise the story to make it seem "cooler"?

 

Idk, Can't bring myself to click on it lmao.

 

Jealously Isn't Without Consequences by elvirakitties
Fandoms:Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

• Teen And Up Audiences
• Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• F/M, Gen, M/M
• Work in Progress

11 Aug 2021

Tags

• Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Harry Potter/Severus Snape
• Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter/Severus Snape
• Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter
• Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy
• Neville Longbottom/Draco Malfoy
• Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood
• Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy
• Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy
• Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley
• Harry Potter
• Severus Snape
• Charlie Weasley
• Lucius Malfoy
• Draco Malfoy
• Narcissa Black Malfoy
• Neville Longbottom
• Luna Lovegood
• Order of the Phoenix
• Tom Riddle | Voldemort
• Creature Harry Potter
• Good Severus Snape
• Good Charlie Weasley
• Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter)
• Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
• Top Harry Potter
• Bottom Lucius Malfoy
• Bottom Severus Snape
• Ron Weasley Bashing
• Hermione Granger Bashing
• Ginny Weasley Bashing
• Molly Weasley Bashing
• Jealousy
• Male Slash
• Dragons
• Sane Voldemort (Harry Potter)

Summary
Due to a jealous Ron, there is a problem in the DADA class that was using a new potion as part of a new experiment of using potions and defense combined. Harry ends up paying the price.

 

This isn't quite "the worst one", but I laughed a bit - combined with the tags.

Tags: Anal Creampie, Fangirls,

 

I'm not willing to search for that fic, but if you're willing to take one for the team, I'm curious about how giving anal creampies to fangirls manages to stop a new dark wizard.

 

I mean, I thought it was obvious. He worked with the Ministry long enough to see the prophecy about how one of his children would be the next dark lord. Anally creampie fangirls; problem solved.

 

I’m almost 100% sure it’s a utilitarian smut, where needs of many outweigh the needs of one. Thus, Harem.

 

To be fair, all his orgasms being in the form of anal creampies would make it a lot harder for that dark lord child of his to be born.

 

that's the joke

 

A cock-hungry mother named Lily gets regularly gangbanged by groups of men with the tacit approval of her husband. One sunny summer day, her 13 year old son Harry asks if he can watch his mummy getting fucked by his father and uncles.

 

Title:The Secret Rune
Category: Harry Potter

Words: 141761
Genre: Romance/Drama
Rating: M
Character: pair: [ Harry P. and Tom R. Jr. ] pair: [ Hermione G. and Theodore N. ]

Summary:After the Halloween attack of '81, Rose was declared the Girl-Who-Lived, and Violet was all but forgotten. The twins were separated, one receiving a better upbringing than the other. But Dumbledore made a very big mistake. Rose was not the GWL, Violet was. And now she's learning the truth... Dark!Harry, Twin!Harry, WrongBWL!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry. Warnings inside!

 

Sleeping Stag by TriDogMom reviews
What if James Potter was never killed on Halloween in 1981 but the world was tricked by Dumbledore instead?
Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,512 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 424 - Updated: Sep 22, 2020 - Published: Jun 28, 2020 - [Hermione G., James P.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete

 

Just saw this, and now I have to know, what happened?

When Harry supports Hermione after Ron treats her horribly in POA, it leads Harry and the world down a different road. Always remember that Hagrid was right on the money with his correct perspective that Ron should value his friend more than rats. FRIENDS SHOULD ALWAYS BE VALUED ABOVE PETS! NO EXCEPTIONS! Always remember that friends run far deeper than pets.

(A different path by Michael in Arizona)

 

I love my friends, but if they hated my dog I probably wouldnt hang out with them lol. Im not one of those people who brings my dog everywhere, but she’ll be out and about in my apartment.

My roommate loves my dog and her boyfriend very much does not, and it might be one of the bigger reasons why she’s thinking of breaking up with him.

I wonder if her boyfriend is Michael from Arizona lol

 

If my friend's cat was trying to kill a pet that I'd had for 13 years and they weren't doing anything about it, I'd be furious. Ron wasn't being irrational or anything.

 

Ron only had Scabbers for 2-3 years; earlier, Scabbers was Percy's pet. (Not that Ron shouldn't be furious at Hermione for the Crookshanks situation, regardless of how long he'd owned Scabbers.)

 

Idk, no one in my family has ever had a pet that was 'theirs' if you know what I mean. Pets become a part of the family.

 

Oh yeah I think Ron was 100% right to be upset, Hermione was in the wrong. Crookshanks is a G though that Sirius convinced(? am I remembering that right?) to try to kill Scabbers.

 

what if summaries were just a pile of what if questions?