RISE OF THE HOUSE OF BLACK by itihas0 reviews
What happens when you are betrayed by someone who is supposed to love you unconditionally. Harry is abandoned by James after Voldemort's attack .His twin brother is the BWL .He is adopted by Arcturus Black as his heir and takes on the name' Perseus Aeries ere will be fighting,family,heartbreak and above all ;quest for power.Powerful smart intelligent but lonely harry
Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 82 - Updated: Aug 13 - Published: Aug 6 - Harry P.

 

Perseus Aeries

Love it.

 

Worst part is that in the writer's head, the name sounds the most epic one ever.

 

Fuck, he's a Percy Jackson fan, isn't he?

 

Here's a bonus. I realize it's technically cheating because it's not a summary, instead a profile description, but it was so brilliant:

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1181620/PaulXion

"Hey ho. The name's Paul and I am you're average fanfiction writer."

 

What the fuck is this.

 

I know, right? Who moves to the vagina immediately after the ass? Doesn't Harry know how unhygienic that is? Absolutely disgusting.

 

Is it from another book. I didn't know that, and it makes it less awesome, because I thought (hoped) that the author came up with the name on their own.

 

It's like these kids don't know how to choose names properly. There was a time when the big-ticket action movie stars were named Arnold, Sylvester, Mel and Kevin.

 

Unfogging the Future by ActualWeeb
Bella Potter (fem!Harry) finds herself in a strange room with a series about her life. Mentioned Cedric/female!Harry, mentioned one-sided Ginny/female!Harry, future George/female!Harry, future Ginny/Daphne. AU. RTB (reading the books) fic. Girl!Harry. No text from the book is written.
Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 20h ago - Published: Aug 1, 2015 - [Harry P., George W.] [Ginny W., Daphne G.]

 

That's a summary of just tags...

 

AO3 is spreading

 

Bilgrotts Cove
By: etherian
Severus Snape survived the Final Battle. He is now married (to Poppy Pomfrey), and is the father of a 10 year old daughter - Abigail Absinthe Snape. A little bit of whimsy that began on Professor Snape's Tumblr blog.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Family/Humor - Severus S. - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3

I.. Why Pomfrey?

 

Absinthe? What sort of name is that? I hope author's fantasies about getting drunk will come true - it have to be bad, if they already blend with fiction.

 

Lord's challenges by Potterlord9999 reviews
What would happen if Harry discovered he was a metamorphmagus and had to be betrothed to several females including Neko Hermione(part cat,from the Polyjuice potion incident),Pansy Parkinson and Minerva Mcgonagall? Very huge Ron and Molly Weasley as well as Albus Dumbledore bashing,all 3 manipulative
Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,092 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 16h ago - Published: Apr 4 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.

 

When the author says he's going to bash characters you know it's a shit fic. When the words "What if" What would happen" , or "Wouldn't it be cool" are used in a summary you know it will be a shit fic.

Edit: I'd eat my hat if the body of this fic has good grammar.

 

And all of that pales in comparison with …several females including Neko Hermione(part cat,from the Polyjuice potion incident)…

 

Why does it have to be in Japanese, why can't she just be Cat Hermione, or why does she have to be half cat at all.

 

Everything is better as Japanese half animal mecha.

 

What. The. Fucking. Fuck.