With the careful attention to capitalisation, this reads a little like Dumbledore's qualification word salad turned up even further.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, O.M. (First Class), Grand Sorc., D. Wiz., X.J.(sorc.), S. of Mag.Q, 3Plus, Abuse, AFFO, Anal, Bi, B-Mod, Dom, DP, DS, Exhib, Fet, Fingering, HJ, Humil, M/F, M/M, Oral, Peg, Rim, SandM, Toys, Trans.

Also, I probably only know what two thirds of those even mean. M-Mod? Ds? HJ? SandM? AFFO? I feel old.

 

I'm pretty sure B-Mod (not M-mod) is Body Modification, Ds is Dom/sub, HJ is handjobs, SandM is S-and-M, and I have no fucking idea what AFFO means.

 

AFFO means this story is only available for your reading pleasure on Adultfanfiction.net.

 

This turned up in a C2 I follow. The self insert... sorry Fem!Harry, has near identical life goal to the MC of Miraculous Ladybug, Marinette who naturally takes takes over Marinette's role in the story but is better.

I think this is the first time I've read a story with a stereotypic Mary Sue.

 

When We Was Fab by 1dasfudge
Fandoms:The Beatles
Mature
Graphic Depictions Of Violence
F/M
Tags

Graphic Depictions Of Violence John Lennon/Yoko Ono Cynthia Lennon/John Lennon George Harrison/Pattie Boyd George Harrison/Olivia Aris Maureen Cox Starkey/Ringo Starr Ringo Starr/Barbra BachOriginal Female Character(s) Original Male Character(s) John Lennon George Harrison Ringo StarrA whole bunch of other people are in it I'm too lazy to tag them all - Freeform
Summary

What if Paul McCartney was Patricia McCartney? A black woman?

Language: English Words: 17,081 Chapters: 20/20 Kudos: 6 Hits: 197

 

I feel like celebrity fanfics are just cheating.

 

Writing celebrity fanfiction sounds like something Petunia Dursley would do.

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Sally Drabbles by DrSallySparrow reviews
HP oneshots, by request. Various pairings, various scenarios. Some fluff, some angst, some melancholy, some utter silliness. Pairings - Lunarry 1, 14; Dramione 2, 5&6, 13; Pottgrass 3; Snagonagall 4; Snuna 7; Harvati 8; Permione 9; Thuna 10; Gintonic 11; Sirimione 12; Theomione 15; Drarry 16; Dumbletrix 17; Harielle 18; Tomione 19; GinDrarry 20; Nevmione #21
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,129 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: Sep 11 - Published: Jul 1 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L.

"Pottgrass" Sounds like something you'd smoke. I thought the merging of names for pairings had mostly gone out of style kind of like cigarettes in this day and age.

 

I don't know if this was posted, but... I have no words for this:

What the fuck?

 

You know what's even worse than that? The review:

 

Why would someone go on the internet and tell lies?

 

Why have one bad thing when you can have two?

 

Oh cool a complicated plot, that sounds right my alley!:facepalm

 

But… Iris Euphemia!

Also, dragons are known for angsting.

 

It's a reverse harem fic...

 

So monogamous?

 

Next level prose and a truly unique concept!

 

Wow, that has potential to be a great parody (of ff writing). ...But it probably isn't.

 

The lack of capital letters makes it that much worse....

 

I don't know why I was looking in the Slender crossover section, or why it was in my alert list, but after seeing this I felt I had to post something.
Horror Harry
By: Ghost the Fox
well Harry get's a new family after killing his old one yep this is another slightly insane Harry Potter fic where Harry join's the Creepypasta's but I added to it so now welcome to Horror town the town where you can meet all the Horror's the Creepypasta's, Horror Game characters, and your favorite Horror Book Character and Don't forget Harry's little sister Emily want's to play ha
Rated: Fiction T - English - Horror/Adventure - Harry P., Hermione G., Slender, OC - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: Aug 8 - Published: Aug 5 - id: 12087037

Why it has no capitalisation or full stops I don't know, and while it took me a while to decipher this I think they created an OC creepypasta and made her Harry's younger sister? Can't forget the little "Ha" at the end, really sums up the entire fic. Apparently, it was all written in 3 days, I say all with hesitation considering it only has two chapters, thank god.

EDIT: Now I remember how I found this, a while back I must have added this to my alert list since apparently I left a review saying "Great 2 chapters, keep up the good work". I have no idea if this was ironic or serious since it was a while ago but if I was being serious I am sincerely sorry for leaving that review.

 

Shirley Fenette: World War III
By: Slivertrons
Following After Year Shirley Fenette has Entered Modern Warfare Stories and Now World War III is Begin and Shirley is Kidnapped by Makarov and Saved by Task Force 141 Price and Soap who have Goal to Kill Makarov and 2nd Goal to Marry Shirley and now Task Force 141 HQ is Gerald R Ford who lead command of us Makarov start World War 3 Conflict with USA and Russia Federation
Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure - Shirley F., Cpt. John Price, MacTavish/Soap, Sgt. Derek Westbrook/Frost - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,397 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: May 28 - Published: Apr 20 - id: 11905619

This fic is fucking hilarious, and I'm pretty sure it isn't even supposed to be ironic.