Your right, it is the worst and by the sounds of it so is the story.

In a Band,
leader of a gang,
and he's just sixteen.

It couldn't get much worse. Also its taken her 2 years to write it.

 

What is it with the amount of slash in the last 6 months or so. And the Snape/Harry or Voldemort/Harry thing too. ITs just fucked up. I can see someone who just needs allthe main characters to be gay pairing him up with Ron or some other teenager. but the first is an embittered, angry, greasy, teacher more than twice his age and the other is a sociopathic mass murderer who must be 70+ years old.

 

I really don't think I need to say anymore, do you?

 

Well, as plot you might be right. But summaries there are worse in here.

On second thought - the twice posted Blaise-Draco Porsche-Boxter bet tops all

 

Dudley's Devious Deeds by elrondistehrapist

Harry is hot and naked in his room, but little does he know that Dudley is getting an eyeful of his pert and perky bum. What will happen when hotness erupts between the two Marilyn Manson fans? Will one of them become pregnant or do suicide? Find out!



yea... about that...squik

 

**** everything else. This one transcends even Depravity itself. We have a winner here.

 

Anything about Dudley is just going to be completely depraved.

Whats being a fan of Marilyn Manson got to do with anything?

 

What the fuck is this?

 

See, when mommy and daddy do too much acid and drink too much and then make a baby, that baby can sometimes have developmental issues.

 

I do believe you missed the fact that the mommy and daddy are brother and sister as well.

 

Don't insult the parents, I feel bad for them.
To think they have a offspring like that... so sad.

 

They probably killed themselves long ago. Their pain is ended, my friend.

 

Well the reason I take offense is the jokes like, "your parents are retarded because you are retarded" is for me, it no better that YOUR MOM! jokes.

Fixed since I rushed posting.

 

I don't even want to know how Dumbledore will be infecting two girls and Harry with an STD.

 

First of all, this is barely English. Had to reread it a few times to get what you were saying. When quoting, we generally use quotation marks (Ex: "Quoted stuff").

Second of all, why do you take offense to your mom jokes? Seriously your mom must be so prudish you were born nine months before she reached menopause.

 

Shame, there must be stories like that somewhere that would tell you in great detail.

 

First part, yeah the English there was horrible. Trying to rush posting is a bad idea. Shame on me.

Well I don't take offense at your mom jokes, they are just too stupid. Anytime someone says any jokes along those lines for real, well it justs makes me loose respect for the person.

If you are talking politics, you insult the idea, not the person. (This was a lead on to the next thing I say, if you disagree lets not talk about it here.)

If, like you are insulting a person for being stupid thats fine, but insulting family members makes you worse than the person you are insulting. (Simple terms, if you are insulting someone, you don't also insult there family members because it makes you look worse.)

 

I'm named right now, so I guess I can forgive the grammar. You should have worded it differently.

You do realize "your mom" jokes are done for lulz in general... right?

 

Yes, but like Chuck Norris jokes, they still fail.

Since I don't want to be posting and contrbute nothing here,

The Next Generation » by HPgirl4eva73
DH spoilers big time! James, Lily, Al, Teddy, Rose, Hugo and more star in a story that shows the trio and Ginny in their next big adventure...parenthood! Told throught the parent's AND kid's point of view. Summary stinks, I know, but the story is better!

That was the second story I saw in FF.Net when I looked. So sad...

 

And certainly it won't be the last one with almost exactly that summary and the same plot. Soon there will be hundreds, eventually thousands of similar stories. You'll soon see so many of these summaries that the letters will be burned into your retina and the texts will be carved into your brain. Your psychiatrist will publish scientific essays about you while you will finance his yearly Ferrari. Eventually you'll name your daughters 'Lily' and 'Rose', and your sons 'Albus Severus' and 'Teddy' just because you wouldn't remember anything else.

I filter by story-length. That's a quite effective way to avoid at least half of the crap.