Not Just Another Thunder Storm by TearsofBlack101

I know we've all seen a million and three of these, but they're fun to write. The title is sort of selfexplanitory.
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ROFL Asploded??? ROFL

 

The summary is for Naruto not Harry Potter, still, it made me shake my head saying "What the Fuck..."

For Your Eyes Only » by Shirohane reviews

Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,258 - Reviews: 1047 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 4-21-06​

 

Jesus. Those 1047 reviews had better be flames - oh, who am I kidding?

 

Only yourself if you believe that the fangirls -and boys- won't adore bestiality, slash, and anything in between. This world sickens me some times, but a least I get lulz out of it.

 

kitten

Notice how the author used kitten rather than cat.

Oh god. Bestial pedophilia.

 

I think the best indicator for crappiness is: 'It's better than it sounds' or 'I can't write summaries, just read'.

Ad quod damnum » by khateh reviews
At least once a week, Hermione brought someone to Harry's house and left him in his care while she found a willing master for the unfortunate wizard. Tonight someone new was to come. A post war HBP not compliant HarryDraco fic
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 4-17-07

I actually find it worse when the writers are okay. This means that despite having decent Sp&G, they still write this... stuff (for lack of a better word).

 

That's not even original. I think it's based on a slash anime: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensitive_Pornograph#Part_2

 

I normally don't post anything in this thread but I saw this and the only thing that went through my mind was WTF? Non Magic and Mpreg, both on there own are bad enough to ignore the story but both of them. Its like a laundry list of reasons not to click and find out whats its about.

 

MPreg without magic??? OK even if it is a very weak excuse most Mpreg authors can fall back on magic being the reason fertilization and fetus growth take place in the human rectum. What the hell is this guy's/gal's excuse???

I just had a thought. If a male can get pregnant by been anally reamed can females get pregnant the same way? Have to ask that in one of those stories....

 

Well, meanwhile mpreg is sort of part of daily life. Some days ago I watched a shitty but harmless anime mentioning one male uberfigure complaining about his male friend who was destined to carry their child but left him for some normal human girl. I loled and stopped watching the shit.

It's this one: Genesis of Aquarion

Hmmm ... if she is knocked up both ways at the same time, would that make the kids twins?

And what about two fathers knocking her up ... one the regular way the other by the backdoor?

Ah - perhaps these questions are already answered here: http://www.triofic.com/index.php

 

Of course they can, where do you think lawyers come from?

 

So they are a pain in the ass since before birth....

 

Using magic as an excuse for male-pregnancy is ridiculous. So a placenta develops where in Harry's body? His fucking stomach? The intestines? It's coming out of the ass for shit's sakes.

I've never read a yaoi fic but if I were an author of one, I'd try to make the process somewhat convincing at least.

 

Has anybody read one of these male pregnancy things? How do they explain it?

 

Mostly, they just say "Magic, lololololol."

Also, my contribution:

 

I read that one. Nothing ever happens in it, sadly. I want Mothra!

 

The Rules of Life » by Blinded HP reviews

There was no Harry Potter at the Dursley’s when Dumbledore sent Hagrid to fetch him in first year. Where in the world is Harry Potter? This fic is SNARRY slash, Snape!Dom, Harry!sub
Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,816 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 8-31-07​

Don't think I saw this fucked up mess on here. I actually skimmed a part of a chapter and read the reviews. Why so many people find the idea of a creepy middle aged cretin who lives in a dungeon mackin' on a little boy not only cool but write 43 thousand word stories about I hope I never know.

 

There are some things that are just beyond human comprehension. This, happens to be one of them.

 

(My review for 'The Rules of Life' = 'ㅗ')

My contribution-

Pulling Him Up » by Firesword reviews ​

Slash. HPDMSS. PostOotP. WIP. Draco is broken. Severus is the only one who can get close to him, until the moment Harry decides to visit Draco and Severus.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,430 - Reviews: 302 - Updated: 11-24-06 - Published: 4-14-05​

And


Wicked » by desolate03 reviews

It's been ten years. A lot can change in ten years. Voldemort's dead and Harry's right around the corner. Can Draco help? Vampires, Werewolves, Evil Dumbledore oh my! Complete!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,568 - Reviews: 1373 - Updated: 5-17-06 - Published: 1-11-05


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Notice the 'oh my!'....

 

I am so thankful that neither fics have been updated in over a year.