Although werewolf/metamorph reproductive-focused mating rituals might actually be new and exciting and different.

 

I would think that tab A still goes into slot A...

 

SHHH!!
You're ruining a perfectly good ...er... nap.

 

Have a look at the first chapter:

 

This is why some people should stick to reading non-fiction.

 

You know, the first thing I thought when I started reading the first chapter was "You know Andro, you are not going to flame this poor guy. And yet, here I am..."

 

What's worse than songfics? Songfics where they change the words!
I hate songfics at the best of times - I hardly ever recognize the song, and the lyrics lose So Much without the music. The only time it works is when the author says something like, "I had the "The Dark Side of the Moon" playing while I wrote this (short) chapter." This one just irritates.

Over at Ficwad http://www.ficwad.com/story/70421

When did I get so old I don't even recognize the BAND, let alone the song? :cry:

 

...Don't feel bad. It's probably for the best that you don't recognize that one, simply because I'm almost positive that "H.S.M." is just a way to shorten the title of the movie High School Musical.

 

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

Edit: I wouldn't be surprised if someone had already done this. Imagine:

Harry is the star of the Hogwarts Quidditch Team. Hermione is the brainy captain of the school's Scholastic Decathlon. What happens when they come together to sing on Karaoke Night? Pure magic, that's what!



Edit 2: Spoke too soon.

Hogwarts Musical by Morgaine00000016 reviews

Hermione never went to Hogwarts in first place. She and Harry meet on a new year’s party. This is the plot of High School Musical, with Harry Potter characters, and a few twists. R&R please
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07​

High School Musical: Harry Potter Style » by JBfan1 reviews

What if Harry was mostly muggle and his parents are alive? What if he never met Hemione? And NO Hogwarts? If you read the title, its like the movie High School Musical. Completely AU.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 5-25-07 - Published: 5-4-06​

Harry Potter and the High School Musical » by SuperFantasticreviews

[NEW CHAPTER UPDATE!] On a visit to NYC, Dumbledore sees the musical, RENT, and is inspired to put on the show at Hogwarts. Drama and hilarity ensue as Harry Potter and Co. struggle to put on a musical.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 2-3-07​

A Harry Potter High School Musical » by Princess Pea reviews

The Hogwarts students meet the East High students when they come to the school for the Christmas ball. AN: This is the new and improved spellchecked version!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06​

Hogwarts High School Musical » by VampireLover101 reviews

High School Musical meets Harry Potter. In a world where Harry Potter charecters are muggles, Harry's in love with Gabriella, Ron's Dating Sharpay, and Troy's got a crush on Hermione, Who's dating ryan. AU
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 7-28-07​

And, the cream of the crop:

He Will Be Loved » by harrypotta91 reviews

This is a Romeo and Juliet story with a twist. Romeo is Marcus and Juliet is the famous Harry Potter. Will the school accept them? Songs from High School Musical. Disclamer based on HSM and some songs may be used.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-11-06​

 

I have one! This person can't spell "screaming" for one, and the rest? Well, it just doesn't sound like something that our favorite characters would do...

Skireaming at the top of her lungs by write4life92
Harry and Ginny are taking their family to Utah over Christmas to ski. Sirius plans pranks, Hermione whizzes down the mountain, and Lily's just trying to make it to the bottom safely.Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 1-10-08

 

8. Pitter Patter Potter's by cherishmoirababydoll Harry’s upset. He decides to take his angers out on his boyfriend.Complete - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-11-08 - Published: 1-11-08

 

That takes the cake.

Best. Summary. Ever.

 

* snicker *
Sometimes, you can tell a lot about the story based on the author's name. Anyone who chooses cherishmoirababydoll probably isn't a very good fit for DLP.

 

Pitter... Patter... Potter.
Er.


A Shinobi Story » by Hack Interrupted reviews Team seven befriends a beautiful wanderer and she makes Konoha her home. Spoilers Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 93,135 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-7-06 - Published: 1-27-06


Not quite HP, but I couldn't resist.

Arry Potter and the Tale of the Phoenix » by astrapotter reviews

What if Harry Potter's only help is from a girl in our world? Ariadne is an ordinary teenage girl from our world who finds herself sucked into a world she has only ever dreamed of being in. Once there she discovers that there is a curious link between her

Arry Potter.

Clemency For One by keepondreaming16 reviews

Rebecca Collins her name may be ordinary, but this extraordinary witch is probably the most important person in the world even more important than Harry Potter! Why? Because she is the only one I ever cared about. Summary sux, but please read.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-26-07 - Published: 2-26-07

Why again?

Snape Meets The Teletubbies by CristyV reviews

Snape is having trouble getting to his classes...and He has trouble with some...thing on the way...lets just say the the Marauders
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-29-02 - Published: 7-29-02
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-26-05 - Published: 9-13-05

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EEK!

* Crawling off into the DLP library, where I know I'm safe *

 

I dont know why but this put a smile on my face.

 

Voldy was called a prophet, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

 

There's a lot of that going around then because, though I don't know why, your post made me laugh.

 

Apprentice of an Uchiha » by MochaCocaFan reviews After the disastrous attempt on her life in fifth year, Jocelyn Potter is fed up. She decides to become something else. Little did she know, Uchiha Sasuke would be her ticket to freedom. By Mocha. WARNING: Suicidality and gore!Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 1-8-08

"sucidality"? Is that even a word? And I'm guessing that "Jocelyn" is a Mary Sue...

Speaking of Mary Sues...

124. Starr Light » by Lilmonkey1507 reviews A girl Named Starr Light Black was raised by the Malfoys. but when she is sent to Hogwarts for the first time she realizes that Draco isn't her only family. What will happen when Harry realizes that Starr has powers no one could imagine. Please R&RFiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,927 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 1-28-05

*turns green* Starr Light? Yep. A Mary Sue without even opening the story...