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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v2.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Master Slytherin, Feb 3, 2007.

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  1. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    And obviously these authors forgot the cornerstone altogether...
     
  2. Eaglette

    Eaglette Second Year

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    ....I can understand that.

    ...... Forgotten, capital...
     
  3. Banner

    Banner Dark Lady

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    What does "twintriplet" mean?

    Setting aside that it's probably an error, I *think* it could indicate that she is one of identical twins, with a fraternal brother (Harry) triplet. Since another sister isn't mentioned in the summary, and I Absolutely Refuse to look in the story to find out, would someone else heroically throw themselves into the line of fire (or the sewer) and answer this burning question?

    * big puppy eyes *
     
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  4. Bratling

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    *gulp* No linkage... I'll go look. Maybe we should start looking at DebsTheSlytherinSnapeFan She's the worst HP author I know of...
     
  5. Bratling

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    Yes! I'm double posting to show off this stain upon the English language! It hasn't been updated in a year. Let us pray that it is abandoned.

    I'm afraid your question must remain unanswered, Banner, 'cause that's all there is. I refuse to suffer alone!
     
  6. Bratling

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    36. Changeling Child » by Death by Feathers reviews Abandoned at birth, a young witch was found by travellers. Her Hogwarts letter? Received and ignored. At the age of sixteen, what happens when the war starts spilling over the edges? And what if Harry Potter wasn’t the Prophesied Child … but Titillanda?Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-24-08 - Published: 10-12-07

    With a name like "Titillanda" not only is this OC a Mary Sue, but she's the worst kind... She's going to end up seducing all the boys at Hogwarts!
     
  7. The Doctor

    The Doctor Unspeakable

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    Eh. It'd be worth it just to give her a nickname that describes her best attributes. "Titty, I love you!"

    ...and don't double-post. So sayeth the mini-mod.
     
  8. Bratling

    Bratling Professor

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    Hm. Didn't realize I had here. Almost 24 hours between posts...
     
  9. Eaglette

    Eaglette Second Year

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    Triple-posting, actually.

    Remember the Nayru Ellesmera one? I got a reply to that one.

    My review:

    A very mild review, but I do that a lot- I type in lots of profanity and erase it all again... flame wars are too bothersome and I gave up on them once I realized most people refuse to give up the only thing they have. (i.e. stupidity.)

    The reply:

    It is a subjet that ppl want to read about, apparently. And look, she reviewed to her own story.

    Cliodne74123
    2008-01-23
    ch 1, [​IMG]abusethe best book ever written






    And another one, which was obviously done under another name:

    GENIPHIR DAE
    2008-01-23
    ch 1, [​IMG]abuseyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay
    britt u totally rock my socks girl! ya! so ne way awesome story!

    And finally, my own contribution, written by GENIPHIR DAE herself (I have never seen such a horrible perversion of the name Jennifer before)



    ...Sound familiar? Also, check out her profile.
     
  10. MacMar

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    I'm not sure I
    ve ever laughed so hard in my life as reading some of these post's. I just wanted to add mine to the pile.

    When the World Cracks in Two » by Mya-Z-A
    Plzzz R&R! A girl with troubles in her life finds out secrets she didnt know.Then something major happens while shes out with her friends, what would she do to help her friends and stop this acciedent that happened?Plz R&R!Or give it a chance at least!T.Y
    Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-3-04 - Published: 8-3-04


    Mac.
     
  11. Eaglette

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  12. Verminard

    Verminard Seventh Year

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    Think Harry will be fucking Sirius.
     
  13. Seratin

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    Wait? Voldemort can change Harry into a girl, but he cant kill him? And as bad as Harry/Sirius is Harry/James would be worse..........That's like cryptonite to Harry/Lilly shippers.
     
  14. Verminard

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    He couldn't get the 'future info' either. Tis to laugh.
     
  15. The Doctor

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    Oh yes. And Heather has a phoenix animagus.:puke:
     
  16. CaptainG

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    Harry Potter and The Portal of Suprises » by MsKittyFantastic reviews
    When a Goth, 2 Fangirls, a sports lover and 2 crazy people get sucked into the Harry Potter world what will they do. Let the chaos begin. I do not own Harry Potter Disclaimer. Please Review.
    Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,580 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 10-5-06

    This commits a triple whammy of
    A) including characters that noone will give a shit about
    B) having them sucked into the HP world
    C) asking for reviews
     
  17. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Heather? That's a new one.
     
  18. Gullible

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    No, it really isn't.
     
  19. The Doctor

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    Better than Harriet.:eek:
     
  20. Demons In The Night

    Demons In The Night Chief Warlock

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    Yeah, Harriet is an ugly ass name. I think Holly would be a good name for female!Harry (not that I really like or endorse female!Harry fics). Same amount of letters with only a little bit of change.
     
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