"Thanks” Harry thanked him. He noticed two white round-oval things in the bottom of
the cup, were they drugs? No, Hagrid would never do that to Harry. Would he? Hagrid was naked dancing and rubbing himself on his dog, Fang but other than that Hagrid was the same. He suddenly felt something slobber all over his head, Harry had noticed it was Hagrid. What going on? Trying to ignore, Harry took a big gulp of the tea and suddenly everything went black"

10/10 for sheer comedic value.

Hermione kicked Ron in his dick."

I think everyone has wanted to do that at one point or another.

 

I don't want to, that just too... kind. I want him to be... I don't know, I can't express my hate for him, anything I can think of is just too kind.

On an unrelated note, where in Ireland is seamus from? Cork?

 

It's the random stuff that makes it. "Hermione kicked Ron in his dick." Totally out of the blue.

 

Hmm well I guess I was expecting something much worse than that. Almost amusing in a sad and twisted sorta way.

 

My Life As a Whore Part One:How it Began » by pissyfeet reviews

ginny, at the age of 11, becomes a whore, to make some money for the family
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 11-18-07​

 

Yuck.
* wanders off, contemplating a career as an alcoholic *

 

Well, yeah, they definitely need the money.

From the first chapter:

That is more than half of the first chapter.

First paragraph (Or was it the second?) of the second chapter:

I honestly have no idea what to say to this....

 

Some people should just not be allowed to write fanfiction, or even excerise their minds if this is the shit they come up with.

 

Some people should die horrible deaths caused by fire, yet, my enemies don't randomly start burning.

 

Well, that's just got to be about the best characterisation of Ginny I've ever seen. ∞/5.

 

Someone finnaly got her charecter perfect. Maybe good ginny fics will follow,
Yea, didn't think so.

 

Burn it with fire! Ginny or not, the character is still an eleven year old baby...

Bratling (who thinks all chan should be destroyed and chan authors not be allowed to breed)

 

When Memmories Return by superfreak4life
I'm no good with summories you'll just have to read and find out.I think its good but what counts is what the readers think,rated m just incase ya know
Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 2-18-08
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Erm ... who or what are "Memmories"?

 

...

Words fail me.

 

My God.

A quote from this story:

Almost every word starts with a capital letter. This got me wondering: Which one do you prefer, a) ALL CAPS b) All Words Start With Caps c) no caps at all?

They're all horrible, of course, but still.

 

If I had to make a choice, I think ALL CAPS is the one that I can handle the best. Considering how much I'm slowed down by reaching for the [shift] key, I'm actually impressed that the author managed to do it so consistently.

 

That could be why the story only has 997 words lol

 

But Cork/Seamus would be funny, I can picture the spell casting.

"This is hopeless" Harry exclaimed, "I'll never be able to do it"
"Ah, don't worry by, We'll go to the bantor and get pissed, then you can do the feicin charm" Seamus explained.
Harry stared back blankly.