Really. I don’t think you can actually say much to this…

Just let me give you some quotes from the actual story.

Spoiler

Hi, I’m Hermione Granger. I studied in Beuaxbaton Academy for Witches and Wizardies. I’m 17 now and this is my last year in Beuaxbaton. Hooray! I’m gonna graduated. I will try to graduate in the top form like Fleur did.
Hermione dear, it is time for dinner!
Oh, it was my mother, it is dinner time now.

Later in the story

Dear Missy Hermione Granger
By the Erised Mirror, we sincerenly sorry for mistaken in sorting you in Beuaxbaton. As a matter of fact, you are sorted in the Hogwart Wizardies and Witches

 

No, the author needs to discover the nearest motorway bridge. Either that or a rusty kitchen knife.

Better yet, someone could send her a way to maximize his/her/it's internet connection (that speeds it up so much it spontaneously combusts).

And I have to say:

Top Gear for the win!!!!

 

This was such a wtf moment.

 

Sounds more like a poor excuse for Hurt!Harry and Understanding and Loving!Draco.

In other words, Slashy time!


Burn... it must be flamed.

 

Pop quiz: What's a word that means the opposite of an orgasm? Because, whatever it is, I just had one from reading all this crap...it was horrible.

 

Oscar Wilde, eh?

 

I'm the Daddy by Iamhappytojustbealive
What if Severus had a child named Shyane shyann? Wait! She has platinum blonde hair! Grey eyes! What is up with that . . . ? Who is the father of the child? Will Severus still be with him or will his heart choose another?
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 11-14-06

First time I've seen a Marry Sue who WANTS to be a shit baby. Freaky.

 

I don't know about the rest of you out there, but personally I find that 99% of the stories out there whose summaries begin with the words "what if" tend to be absolute rubbish.

(Apologies to anyone who was actually successful with one of those summaries. You are, quite literally, one in a million!)

 

Linux, how I love thee and wish to turn you into a girl so I can have a fictional character have sex with you.

 

lol Linuxia... I can't stop laughing Now if I see Windowsia or Firefoxia it will make my day
haha or Winampia

Now I'm not grammar/spelling expert but really..wtf?:

and

what HAWT means/stands for?

and why "The Evil Professor Snape" is written with capital letters and her "fav boys" are not?
muhahahaha????

 

HAWT is just a homonym for 'hot'.

I'd say the opposite of an orgasm could be called an ungasm. Or perhaps a Coulter. Reading these summaries makes me want to coulter in my pants. That could work.

And "Shyane shyann" scares me more than Linuxia does. Besides with a name like Linuxia, she probably never goes down.

And now I must run from the pun police.

 

*In a Northern accent* Run for your life!

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic, so that no one had the chance to interrupt him. It was really quite hypnotic...

Yeah. Also entitled "Romeo and Juliet Adaptation #5519".

Tonks hate Charlie... what are they, invalids?

 

The Unsung Hero

Albus Dumbledore wasn't always a great wizard. Once, he was Ron Weasly.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 8-25-05


I just... I just had to post this when I saw it.

 

What. The. Fuck!?!?!
Ron!is!Dumbledore! Harry becoming Dumbledore I could probably stand, though it would have to be post-war. Maybe Harry decides to resurrect the old man? He doesn't want to have to struggle building his own power base and decides to usurp Dumbledore's.

Maybe I should post this as a challenge...

 

I wonder if Snape has a pegleg.

 

How much do you want to bet the author is a fat girl who needs to feel better about herself?

The whole "time wolf" thing is what got me..

 

Because being locked in a giant freezer is a good thing. I'd rather have hot anal sex than try to get the fuck out of a FREEZER! WHAT PART OF "FREEZER" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?

Remind me again why we want her noticed?

*Cough* Shit loads of Mary Sues * cough*

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/search.ph...r=0&tomonth=0&fromlength=0&tolength=-1&sort=0

I cry.

 

{Pales}

Good lord have mercy.

I knew it was bad, but I'd never suspected that!