Not exactly Harry Potter but....

And here is the most memorable review.

Don't it just make you weep for humanity? No wonder the divorce rate is so bad. People are to stupid to know what comitment actualy means

 

LeatherDoom » by HortensiaDionysius reviews Harry and Ron are stricken by the enchantment of a new girl. Popular and extremely beautiful, it turns out she is the key to defeating Voldemort. HR, HOC, ROC, SnNev, DumH, HerH, HerR, HerOC, SirRem, DobbyHagrid. Please read and review!



...lovely...horrible mary-sue and even worse pairings..

~Kitti

 

* awed *
I didn't think ANYONE hated Hermione that much. Am I reading this right? Is it actually Snape/Neville and Harry/Ron, then Hermione with Ron, Harry, the OC, and Dumbledore?

 

Correction, I didn't think someone hated Dobby or Hagrid so much.

Seriously, a Dobby/Hagrid pairing?

 

* quietly *
There's more to house-elf magic than any of us suspected even in our darkest nightmares.

 

We can only hope that we never see it in our lives.

 

Dobby/Hagrid!!

The only place for this pairing is the S&P section. Man! These people are idiots!


Another retard!

I can only assume that by "intreague", she means intrigue and "deseat" she means deceit.

 

demon potter?

Hey! That's new! And she didn't even go for the demon...

 

What is it with goffik trolls naming their fics after Evanescence songs? I havn't clicked the link yet but how does it rate compared with My Immortal?

 

Another fucking one!

Bring Me To Life » reviews
In ma story Desdemona Armstrong who is goth goze to skool n meets marilyn who used 2 b harry potter. dey fall in luv but den herma who used 2 be hermione comez n wantz desdemona 4 herself. if you flame ur a prep. read my sisters story My Immortal Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 261 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-28-06

Stupid tramp bitch deserves a bloody death.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1043410/xxxbloodykisses666xxx
Read the author profile, she's the sister of Tara aka My Immortal's author so it's almost a given that the story and summary are going to suck.

 

It's not funny anymore. Why are people like this allowed to live? Tener bet that daddy touches them.

 

The rest of the summary is typical horror, but that's just lulzy. Like your social status/identity really depends on whether or not you flame a stupid story?

 

Now THAT is perhaps the most lulzy name I've ever seen.

I'm going to flame that story just to make her cry.

EDIT:
Man! She doesn't even know how to spell Desdemona!

She renamed three of the characters.

Spoiler

Harry to Satan
Hermione to Marilyn
And Pansy to Pussie!

 

That one's a parody of My Immortal. Not a very good one, since it's hard to make something that bad even worse. Not for the lack of trying, though....

 

5 minutes after I found this stupid thing and I'm still not 100% sure I know what the hell its talking about.

As for the xxxwhatevers, I pray that they are all trolls, 'cause if they are part of the future the world be fucked sideways.

 

First of all, shouldn't thh title be an abused child?
I clicked the link hoping for lol-age, I was sadly disapointed.

 

The Girl Who Lived » by WriterOfDragons reviews When a young girl finds out the truth to her past, the whole world could change! VERY IMPORTANT YOU READ,WILL EXPLODE IF YOU DON'T READIMMEDIATELY!Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 12-13-05

Well? Where's the explosion? I'm waiting.... (Bratling wants big boom)

. Sent Diligo » by Intricacy reviews As a project, Hogwarts creates a play where Allyran, played by Hermione, and Eroquin, Draco, start as mortal enemies but are sent away to another time and place, where a romance blooms. However, as the plot turns into reality, can it be stopped? COMPLETEComplete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,713 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 5-28-05

*looks a bit sick*

. Improper » by Marvelous-Light07 reviews 13-year-old Ginny can't wait to grow up. So when she moves into Grimmauld Place with the elegant and handsome Sirius Black, how is she supposed to resist his charm?Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 3-9-08

*hurls* Perhaps that one belongs on the WTF fic thread...

Harry Potter And The Elemental's Power » by raul-1331 reviews harry learns magic at 6. not dark or super powerful harry or heir to merlin etc. just harry how he gains his power, learns he is an elemental in his 2nd or 3rd year. filled with action,rivalry,love,hate and war! read and find out more.AU. REVIEW!Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 3-7-08

Might have tried that one, despite the obvious clichés, if it weren't for the lack of proper capitalization in the summary.

Gabriella » by xXxbrokenxXx reviews She is a beautiful girl. She is alone. She is the dark lord's daughter. Gabriella Martinez is trying to make it in America, when a mysterious accadent kills her mother and leaves her and a little sister. What they don't know is Voldimort wants her back.R&Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,227 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 2-4-08

Mary Sue aside... "accadent"? If this one's been smoking something good, can we get some?

 

Erm, wouldn't Elemental!Harry fall under the same category as Super!Harry?

Shit, what am I thinking? Logic doesn't apply to these people.