Perhaps it is logical.... only in their own twisted, little minds.

 

See, this guy tried to write a romance betwee Ginny and Sirius. That's 2 more characters that the guy wasn't prepared to write about.

 

*shudders*
Now I don't get the picture of three fangirls sitting in the common room and eating popcorn while watching Harry fuck Malfoy out of my head.

 

Look, we all knew that Sirius was ...pretty crazy after Azkaban, and there have always been those unpleasant rumors about pureblood families. But where are Harry and Ron in all this good clean fun?

 

Lightening Crashesslash » by writing is my thing reviews This is a story were Harry and Draco are brother. They also have a little brother Mattew. Harry and Dracos mother died and Harry took it rather hard and he cried but Draco decided to stay strong and in a way he showed no emotions. The Dursleys abused HarrFiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 10-15-06

*disgusted face* Why, oh WHY does every idiot fangirl and fanboy who gives Harry siblings have to make the FERRET of all people his brother?


Savin' me » by Shadowed Tigress reviews Xover with Smallville. Threesome pairing clh. Slash warning! Challenge response fic. When Harry wound up in Smallville, he never expected to find the two teens who complete him. Amazing what a change of scenery can do for the soul isn't it?Enjoy guysFiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,111 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 6-9-07

Auto fail. Smallville by itself equals fail, add a crossover and slash and you have massive failure!

Lions Vs Dragons » by xXxPrettyxXxRavexXxGirlxXx reviews AU This is a mix of Harry Potter and West side story! West side story is a gang version of romeo and juliet basicly there are two rival gangs and a girl and a guy from each side fall in love! but mines between a Hermione/Draco! Read it you'll love it!Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-11-08

uke:uke:

Hermione's decision » by Have2loveReading reviews Hermione's father, is mostly drunk all the time. He does bad stuff to Hermione. Ron, is curious. Ron is the only one who Hermione can turn into and tell him about her father. What will she do? Now Harry wants to know what Ron know's...warning: abuseFiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-4-08

Harry's abuse at the hands of the Dursleys is canon fact. Why is it that some ff authors must make Hermione an abused child, too?

Who am I? » by dramione93 reviews Hermione wakes up in a cold, dank dungeon. Questions are swarming in her head about her parents, and she reveives shocking news from Lord Voldemort himself.. Please Review..:Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,340 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 2-17-08

Let me guess, Hermione is Voldemort's daughter despite the fact that any girl would have to be insane to let someone that ugly touch them. It should be law that Voldemort has no children.

Harry Potter and the Midsemester Night's Dream by Lola-lur Wrote this for an English class. Its a crossover story of some of the Harry Potter characters in the world and plot of A Midsummer Night's Dream. Hope you enjoy!Complete - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08

Somebody save me from inane crossovers written as English assignments!

 

Is it just me, or does this summary sound like it's been written by a 5-year old?

 

Stuff like this makes me question why I continue to bother waking up in the morning. Not only does this story exist, but it gets positive reviews.

 

Mpreg should never, ever, ever happen. EVER. It's just one of those things. I mean, I'm a fan of the rare well written slash, but if I ever see even a hint of Mpreg, I just clost the window down and go dunk my head in brain bleach. Yeugh.

 

I've known five-year-olds who could write better.

 

Well at least one of those reviewers wasn't fucked in the head:
Review of chapter "Part 3" from Wise
Review:
mpreg? On my internets?

I'm not sure which is more horrifying: that there are people who write pregnant Xander fanfics, or that there are apparently fifteen people who actually LIKE pregnant Xander fanfics.

I think I speak for us all when I say: DO NOT WANT.

With that out of the way, I turn my attention from the idea of your fic to the actual substance of it. All I can really say is this: I find your instant, snap of the finger transformation of Snape from his canon self into a ravenous sex-hungry fiend with an insatiable hunger for knocking Xander up in the ass to be somewhat unbelievable. You can't just snap your fingers and transform people into whatever you want them to be. That's called cheating your audience.

You have to earn changes to characters. It's called character development, and it is the foundation of all good writing.

 

I'm not entirely sure what to say about this...

Edit: Some people need to die, like this reviewer for instance.

 

Just went onto ff.net and this caught my eye before i had a chance to not look at all the retarded fics on the first page.

The name caught my eye first, using James as what to the best of my knowledge is an adjective, although I must admit I am not sure, english has never been my strong point.

Then when I read the summary my immediate thought was 'If this is about lily shouldn't is be she who must not be james ed.' Then continuing yet further I realise that the author is using that as what they must think is a clever name for James.
That just defies logic. A persons nickname just should not be about how they mustn't do themselves.

Then finally, the author hopes it will be novel length, yet with two chapters out so far it is a measly 1133 words.

 

....Penis...humour...?

 

Dobby and the Beast reviews Hagrid anxiously awaits the return of the students to Hogwarts. In the meantime, Dobby provides some comfort for his anxieties. One shot. DobbyHagrid. Please review!


no. comment.

~Kitti

 

You posted that in the wrong section, it should be in S&P.

I'm almost tempted to read it because its got Daphne in there... almost.

 

Cheer up, there's only one chapter, and it's short... And they have one other WIP that they've put on hold...

 

Menevolent? Does he mean Benevolent or Malevolent? Or maybe it's a new term meaning that AD is a born-again nice guy? And since when do we need to mention that Sirius was innocent?

 

Most probably he's a retarded idiot who wants to impress others by using big words, but does not have enough intellect.

Another addition.

A crossover with Hannah Montana?? Do these guys have no other things to do?

 

At least it's not a crossover with High School: The Musical.