That really gets to me.

"Holy fucking shit!" Dean shouted, drooling at the former bushy-haired girl's DD rack. "Hermione's fuckable!"

"Oh yeah!" Ron moaned, as he slipped his cock out and began wildly fapping to 'Mione's (swear to God, hate that nickname, but appropriate here) shapely legs and now-tamed brown curls.

"Fuck yes!" Seamus orgasmed.

Harry stared at his 'friends' in shock. He then turned to Hermione, who batted her eyelashes at him.

"Seriously Hermione, take that Glamour off before Grawp sees you."

...

The authors that write that shit can fuck off and die. A far better story would be Hermione remaining a muggle-born, and Draco having to overcome his prejudices. Not that I'd read it, but you get the idea.

 

I seem to have lost all sense of reality.

I'm off to go shoot myself in a school playground now...thank you Doctor.

 

. harry potter interview by badmonkey2 just an kinda funny inter view with harry and the gang i kinda left out dumdledore i was tired of him..

*sigh*...no caps, horrible spelling, horrible grammar
Did I leave anything out?


Kaleido Star : Flash of lighting by Autumn Luna-Dancer reviews The duslyes are going to america and bring harry with them and them leave him thare! So stuck in america with no food or money he performs simple acrobatics on the street for a quick buck but gess who sees him and cant leave a poor stray wiht talint alone

hehe...somehow I just can't see Harry as a street preformer.


Love in the Time of Cavemen » by PenisControl reviews Chronicling the gay adventures of the first two Cavemen to ever think of putting their manstick in anything other than a Cavewoman. Harry/Draco AU/Parody.

uhh...There are no words to describe....


~Kitti

 

I followed that purely because of the 'Parody' tacked onto the end; it gave the impression that it might, might provide some modicum of entertainment. Is a little bit of lulz too much to ask for? Naturally, I go in, and I find this:

The entire goddamn thing is written like that, right down to "Gon's" hope that "Haggy" is going to bone his sister "Giggy." For fuck's sake, where do you find these things?

Something needs to die for this. Slowly, painfully, and with much fiery goodness.

 

I have a 13-year-old-boy with delusions of granduer. I dare you guys to try and beat this.

1. Harry Potter & the Sorcerer & Philosphers Stone » by Lord Purity reviews
AU Self-Insert. What if Harry died that night & another soul entered his body. HPOC. SmartHarry Maybe DarkHarry. Harem ME/AuroraEmmelineFleur
Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-19-08


This guy tries to Fuck with my Fleur, I will burn him, I will burn him withen an inche of his life and start all over again.

 

I think she is one of the teachers of Hogwarts.

 

Nah. I read it, and confirmed that he fucks an aurora borealis.

 

A Father's Love (M+) by PrettyPinkDepression | Reviews - 7 | Words: 8679 | Completed: No

Scorpius' mother, Astoria, leaves him when he is merely five years old, and he drowns his sorrows in dance. When he goes to Hogwarts, he meets someone who fills the gap in his heart his mother left.
Chapters: 3 Published: 2008.03.15
Category: Slash > Male/Male Updated: 2008.03.21
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Under 18 Genres: Angst/Tragedy, Romance, Drama, Mystery/Suspense, Alternate Universe, Pre-Slash, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Draco, Harry, Lucius, Narcissa, Other


He found a mother-figure at Hogwarts. The possibilities are scary - the only female on the character list is his grandmother...

 

I will get the lines.

I have a couple already.

Is maith liom caca mileas.
Ta scamail sa speir.
Cuines bother cailin banainie.
D'ith me caca mileas.

There, four lines to make it easier.
We should make a fic with that ad.

 

Try it at your own risk. The grammar is borderline ok, but the plot... they married Lupin and Snape... What sick bastard does that?
Remus Severus Snape » by LoyalSlytherinForever reviews
When Harry's parents abandon him for dead when his twin is the GWL, Harry is adopted by his godfather Remus and Remus' husband Severus Snape. au Fiction Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,367 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-16-08

 

How many variations of those stories are there? While we're talking about those, how many of them are slash?

 

It ain't a sick bastard who does it. It's a retarded, stupid fangirl. You want to see what a sick bastard does, visit Adultfanfiction. Or perhaps the WTF fics thread.

P.S.: Try refraining from that idea if you have a weak stomach.

 

All lulz about the rather bad writing and summary aside, this really is what I wanted to see at the end of DH.

 

So, he inserts himself into Harry Potter's body and proceeds to fuck every chick in sight?

 

Yes, that's right. I never even knew that there were male self-inserts.

 

OK then. Well, he got a bunch of good reviews. There must be something to it.

 

Not so. Remember An Aunt's Love?

And now, on a completely unrelated note: