Not so much wtf as pathetic.

 

That's why it is here rather then in the WTF fics.

You wanted WTF, here you are.

 

God I hate that story. Anyway, it does hold a kernel of truth:

Edit: I've taken to flaming AFF pieces of shit. What do you think about the one for this:

And for this idiot's challenge:

 

Excellent work Doc.

 

I did a search on ff.net for "rated to be safe". Authors that use that usually have a lame story

Voldemort's Fun » by foreverflutterby reviews

Voldemort gets his Death Eaters uniforms. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 8-29-05

I thought they had uniforms...white masks, black cloak


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A Ring On Her Finger by quiet liban reviews

It is the one thing that keeps them safe. PansyNeville
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-10-05 - Published: 10-10-05


Pansy Neville, who cares
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Nearly Headless Nick Challenge
Can you make it so Nick gets some booty? AU/AR, Challenge, COMPLETE, Oneshot, Oral, Other, Preg, SI, Spank
Harry Potter > Challenges/Requests
Rated [Adult+] -:- Chapters [1] -:- Published [2008-03-25] -:- Updated [2008-03-25 13:55:31] -:- Edited [2008-03-25] -:- Hits [27] -:- Reviews [1] -:- Average / Total Vote [ - / 0]

I know it's only a challenge, but damn....

 

Scorpios Malfoy? It may be a retarded name, but the correct retarded name is Scorpius. And the existence of this 'friendshiplove' baffles me, must such idiotic words to describe this travesty be invented; hasn't the English language suffered enough?

To top off the fail, the author's name: Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma. That shit speaks for itself.

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Umm... 'kay.

 

Well, it's a parody. At least the author isn't trying to make good fiction.
Parodies are like Twinkies (or the unhealthy-to-the-point-of-being-toxic-to-low-flying-birds cake of your choice.) One every once in a long while is ...
*deep breath*
Even a fan of decent writing can have the occasional urge to really bad literature.

 

So, I'm thinking Ron looses his virginity. But who is this "fluere" person?

 

Every DLPer's dream here:

The Romantic Conquests of Severus Snape » by Trip and Jayne reviews
SSAT SSMM SSRH SSHP SSAD SSNL SSFWGW SSST SSLL SSBL SSDM SSDU SSLV SSLM SSHG SSRL SSB SSRW SSNM SSLB SSGG SSSF SSPP SSHAG SSDT SSAW SSFL SSPS SSP SSMW SSLPJP SSSH SSSB SSMYRT SSFF SSGWPWBWFWCW SSPANS SSNHN SSAF SSAM SSGL SSMF SSWT SSRS phew thats a lot!
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 3-30-08

 

Am I the only one who thinks that the above author needs to be raped with a foot-wide pole wrapped in barbed wire?

 

Yes. Because he would enjoy it.

 

I don't even recognize a lot of the combinations...
Who are RH, ST, and LB? For that matter who is involved in SSB?

 

RH is Rolanda Hooch.
ST is Sybill Trelawney.
And I think that LB is Lavender Brown. It could also stand for 'Large Bag'. That's the only thing I can imagine with Snape.

 

... oh. Why did I ask, again? I didn't even read the last half of the list.
Thanks, Blaze. I'm going to go have some more caffeine. I think the day will be better after coffee.

 

Just when I think I've seen it all ...

Someone needs to kill this bitch.

 

Well, look at it this way: at least it won't be H/G. (Or at least I hope not.)

 

*blinks*

Oh god, I did not need that image.

 

That's a very small consolation, lol.