Some of the thing's people will write is just downright disturbing. I wonder how many of them actually admit writting one of these when they are confronted face to face.

 

Well I decideded to take a look just to see if this person was serious...

I quickly skimmed to the botttom and found that little gem. I decided that this was a joke because its entirely far too funny to be taken seriously. Sick. But funny.

 

I really hate this thread. I scroll through all of these horrible summaries and chuckle... until I realize they all have more reviews than my fic does.

Who the hell honestly reads these?

 

Not me!
I used to skim one every now and again. Then I decided to use this thread as a cautionary tale.

 

At least that one had 0 reviews... Ugh that was not something I'd ever wanted to read about.... Seeing this makes me a little EMO.

 

I am...speechless
Oddly enough this was listed in Harry Potter fanfiction.

PROFESSOR OAK GAY POKEMON 69 PORN by SovietBarney reviews WATCH PROFESSOR OAK FUCK POKEMON AND DREW PICKLES AND FLAME RISING IN THE ASS AND DRINK TONS OF SEMEN!Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08

ICK...looking further down the list this "author" has evidently posted a number of these disturbing troll posts. There are some days I seriously worry about the future of humanity.

The Kingdoms » by rshortyr reviews Set as more of a princeprincess story. Draco Malfoy is a wizarding Princess that can conceive and Harry Potter is a prince with the best pure blood match Harrys parents are alive Yaoi, Slash, Mpreg

Hehe...somehow the idea of Draco as a "pretty pretty princess" makes me laugh.

Harry Potter and The C'Dara: InComplete, Abandoned » by Darkfire - the Raven reviews What would happen if the Golden Trio doubled its number? What if one of the newcomers is Ginny, and the other two are transfer students from America with big secrets. And what does this Have to do with the popular wizarding band, the Black Dragons.

Just screams Mary-sue and her friend to me.


~Kitti

 

And when will, the popular wizarding band Black Dragons, get torn to shreds by a pack of ravenous wolves?

 

Only in our dreams my friend, only in our dreams.

 

The many obstacles of true love by Hope Night
Harry Potter is the brother of the Boy Who Lived, Fitzwilliam. His family, except his mother, see him as nothing special. Then when he finds out that is the soulmate to Sirius Black, the Vampire King. His life took a wonderful and interesting turn!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-08

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Fitzwilliam? Is that a rare European name or are people just getting desperate to have original names?

 

Fail.

Fail and gonorrhea.

Ye gods, can this thread please die?

 

Actually, your wrong. Hp crossovers well, Im sure you have read nonjon's x over with firefly...also most of the fics here are good x overs. That said for some people crossovers just dont do it for them.


Yea I know she got banned and cant defend herself.

 

How can you have Fitzwilliam as a first name?

So, the boy who lived's name is Son of William Potter?

 

Doesn't the "Fitz" prefix indicate illegitimacy?

So the BWL would actually be the Bastard Son of William Potter...

Story concept... FAIL.
Summary... FAIL.
Harry/Sirius slash... Uber-FAIL.

 

Fitz comes from the Normans which came from France.

Fitz is the french for son of.

Of course, if you were to spell out Fitz in French, it would be different.

 

You don't have to post or even view this thread, you know.

 

My Harry Potter Chatroom by Leopardstar
This is just basically a funny story of how ginny and my oc jessia, find boyfriends on the chatroom, hogchat. read and ensues a funny story! oc is jessia, NO SLASH SLASH PEOPLE GO AWAY. I BEG OF U!
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 4-26-08

This one's worth a read. Because it's so bad i found myself laughing my way through it. Full belly laughs

 

I'd be more disturbed by the idea of someone thinking that a story about a young boy getting fucked by an older man who also happens to be dead would be a fun literary exercise. The author must be a NAMBLA supporter.

 

North American Man/Boy Love Association.