He was being sarcastic. Note the rolling eyes smilie.

 

My bad.

Fricken smiley.

 

I've got to stop following these sorts of links. Nope, the seven dwarves haven't been decided on, since the characters spent a chapter and a half, (meaning 400 words) bitching about what a horrible story Snow White is, and how awful the setup was. Author should've taken advice from her own damn characters.

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This was on the #1 most recent post when I entered the Harry Potter section of ff.net today..

Harry Potter and his Sordid Infatuation by x.kirai.x
Harry doesn't feel quite right these days. People are noticing, especially when he starts to miss quidditch practice! But then he only just broke up with Ginny, so this is normal, right? Not if Harry's glasses become FOGGY at the sight of Hagrid. mxm Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08


<twitch> I hope it's a Parody, but I don't dare check.

 

Advanced SexEducation » by bananacosmicgirl reviews Snape is forced to hold Advanced SexEd and tell the students about male pregnancy – when he himself is seven months pregnant. Mpreg, mentions of slash.

oh geeze.....
Who wants to bet the "father" is Harry?

She is the one by xxxSugar Plum Fairyxxx Harry and his best friend Vicky and their friends are pushed into danger in their 5th year of attending Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Includes:Sexual,violence contents. PLEASE REVIEW.

HArry and his best friend Mary-sue...

Siren's song » by Howlingwolf666 reviews Remus & Sirius are both siren's with the same mate. Guess who it is? He also has a little surprise for you. Enjoy! OC's here

Sirens? At least it isn't veela for once....I guess... Too bad it's still icky and creepy.

The Story of Kellatrixa Black by Nataliana Malfoy The story of a girl who was forced into working for Lord Voldemort. Keep reading as Kellatrixa battles against many fears and finally teeters on the edge of Death itself, with two unlikely allies Draco x Harry . Violence, strong language and suicide ...

Hello again Mary-sue


~Kitti

 

Looks like my negative review was deleted. All I did was re-iterate what I had written here, ie young boy + dead adult = sick.

 

Wow, as if all of the H/G soul bond crap out there weren't enough...

 

I'm afraid...very afraid. Please don't let that soul bond crap spew beyond the horrific H/G fandom.

@Advanced SexEducation. That could actually be pretty funny if you cut out all the gayness. Snape teaching Sex Ed. is a scary but vaguely funny thought.

 

Ahahahahahahahaha.

Believe it or not, it gets worse.

Here's hoping there's some Emma/Evanna action.

 

Nope! Apparently, it's a HP/DM. Lovely.

Apparently Harry's preggers too and doesn't tell Malfoy...
It ends on Harry giving birth to a shit baby. Bon appetit biensûr.

Damn my curiosity.

 

Why is everytime that you see an MPreg fic, Harry's the one who is pregnant? Why can't Malfoy or Snape be pregnant?

Or more importantly, why does MPreg exist??

 

* Banner thinks about a pregnant Snape *
* Banner thinks about a post-partum Snape *
* Banner decides that she hates her brain *
* Banner decides that she hates Blaze's brain. More. *

 

Snape is pregnant in this fic. He has he shit baby a few months before Harry... anyway... Why does mpreg exist ? Ask Ivan Reitman, I think the concept comes from his 'Junior' film with a pregnant Schwarzenegger in.

It's actually not a bad film, if I remember correctly he pretends to be a woman at some point, it's pretty funny...

As for why Draco is never pregnant, I think it's probably because Harry's the main character, so everything has to happen to him...

Meh.

 

Harry Gets asuprise by weezywashere reviews
Mrs. Weasley takes Harry, Ginny, Ron,and Hermione for a suprise treat for Harry. Harry waits on his tippy toes dying to find out what it is. But to find out u must read....
Complete - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-08

Tippy toes?? What is he? Five?

Who Woulda Thunk It » by -Furtuna- reviews
Me and my closest frind are in for the time of our lives as we find out that, through some random geneology, we're witches! And we're off to Hogwarts, beginning our 4th. But with the complications of the Triwizard, more than anything could happen!
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,769 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 3-30-08

Ya exactly...'Who Woulda Thunk It'?

 

DarIm, why exactly did you post both examples twice?

 

Sorry about that...my connection sucks and the page kept having to be refreshed....honest mistake...sorry

 

Verily, I am the master of BadFic.

It's all from this guy's favourites, btw.

 

Number 16: Wow... That is pretty odd.