Life From the Start » by LunaParvulus reviews A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal? Slashy goodness later on!Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,080 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 3-24-08

Wtf? 'slashy-goodness???

 

Sounds more like pedo-goodness. Rich, creamy, pedo-goodness.

 

Succeeding the Impossible by Sauron1 reviews

When Harry and co bring James and Lily bck to liffe, they didn't know that they would shortly be meeting people who were brave. HP/LOTR
Book X-overs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Action/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-25-02 - Published: 9-25-02

Liffe, huh? Lily and James brave?! Blow'n my mind man!
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This story wtf-pwns pretty much every other entry in this thread. Guess this guy gets off to ani... hmm I probably should have posted this in S&P.

 

"Finds himself"
What? He woke up and just discovered that he had been living in a lions' den?
That was an *exceptional* bender. What was he drinking the night before?

 

I'm not sure, but if this weren't finals week I'd sure as hell want some.

 

Geez, that's as bad as the HP/Power Rangers fic I came across the other day.

 

81. Crimson by NamelessHeretic reviews Currently in developement hell. Dead but twitching every now and then.Complete - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,861 - Reviews: 315 - Updated: 4-24-07 - Published: 12-28-06

This is just stupid. Never bothered to update the summary, I suppose, after finishing it.

 

135. Oh Dear Merlin please not him » by FlamingGirl reviews A girl name Taylor losses her parents while at Hogswarts. Both are killed by Voldemort. Who will her new guardian be... Oh dear Merlin your just have to read. *REVISING CH4 and CH5 DONE* Warning May contain spanking in later chapters nonsexual spanking...Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,843 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 12-22-07

Lol at that. But even worse,

55. The Romantic Conquests of Severus Snape » by Trip and Jayne reviews SSAT SSMM SSRH SSHP SSAD SSNL SSFWGW SSST SSLL SSBL SSDM SSDU SSLV SSLM SSHG SSRL SSB SSRW SSNM SSLB SSGG SSSF SSPP SSHAG SSDT SSAW SSP SSFL SSPS SSMW SSLPJP SSSH SSSB SSMYRT SSHS SSFF SSGWPWBWFWCW SSPANS SSNHN SSAF SSAM SSGL SSMF SSWT SSRS OOC to the MaxFiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 276 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 3-30-08

Just wow. This is what our society is devolving into. The summaries on ff.net shock me nowadays. Just great.

 

Already posted, check a few pages before, but it is awful as hell.

 

It deserves this third posting, in fact it deserves 30 more....

 

My bad, I'll check next time. I can't believe people actually write stuff like this.

 

I don't know why, but I have an odd urge to flame the shit out of this author.

EDIT:
Fuck, this story is not what I expected. The end pwns all Harry\Draco fics to date.

 

That story was awesome. Has anyone read his other story?

 

Quoted for truth. And some of the reviews are just lulzy.

Sick pleasure? Damn straight.

 

All those outraged reviews have me curious. But I'm not sure if I wanna read it.

 

Read it, I assure you the outraged reviews are unjustified slash-loving fangirls.

 

Great find, Blaze Ranger.