Looking For Love » by TattooShadow

Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,311 - Reviews: 807 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 10-11-07

Couldn't be bother to actually start reading, I'll just assume it's as fucking stupid as the summary indicates.

 

1. The Heirs of Riddle reviews Full summary inside. Harry/OC, Draco/OC, Elf!Independant!Powerful!Harry, Evil!Dumbledore, VoldemortisnotreallyevilitisjustafacadeputonbyDumbledoretomakeHarryfearhim! Riddle&Lily! Harry's twin sister!Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 5-26-08

Just terrible.

 

Really, What. The. Fuck?

Couldn't the guy add spaces? Or even hyphens?

As for my addition... Self Insert with a retarded summary... Fail squared.

 

Beyond terrible.

 

Katlin and the Marauders » by Marauders are awesome reviews
Katlin Lencity is writing in a dumb journal that her parents, Jamie and Katrina gave her. In her first year at Hogwarts she meets the marauders. Why am I speaking in third person? Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 8-2-07


Why indeed.

 

It's amazing. Can't get good authors to update but this fucktard has updated it 6 times over nine months. Un-fucking-believable.

 

Backfire by brainchild reviews School was a game Ginny Weasley didn't have to play particularly hard. Lessons came naturally. Exams were easy. Ginny was in control. But after Dobby made her finger glow one day, suddenly she was accidentally blasting things apart. And it was a awesome.Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 5-26-08

I had to post this for sheer retardedness.

 

Wow...just...wow, this goes way way beyond terrible.

 

Here's to hoping the story concludes with her sticking that finger up her twat.

 

I feel I should make a contribution...

It is done.

 

Cart-Wheeling Hagrid, what the hell? One of the most random fics I have ever read.

""I'm afraid Mr. Hagrid knocked you out whilst practicing his gymnastics" for me thats just lol.

 

It took this long for us to get to the third version? Really?

 

Where shall I begin?

Bow down before me, for I am the King of Badfic. And I continue to gift my subjects with the most terrible spawn of the fangirl.

 

That story was actually posted on the other thread.
As i said then, the prequel to it is actually a pretty good story--aside from the benevolent Snape, it's pretty interesting. However, that sequel threw away all the good things about the former and kept all the bad--I couldn't read past 3 chapters.

 

Someone actually keeps track of these things?

 

It just rang a bell because I remember having read that story's prequel and trying to read that one, so it stuck on my mind.

 

Category: Harry Potter
Title: Serena Potter
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
Rating: Fiction Rated: K+
Summary: What if Harry was born a girl? What if her name was Serena? What is
he was Sailor Moon?

URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4039613/1/

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How about, "What if this wasn't a Harry Potter fanfic at all, but a fucking retartded sounding Sailor Moon fic based on the DiC dub"?

 

One more cat story. This is a Gundam Wing crossover to boot!

 

What is a Light hostile patron?