Gee, that's a little uninformative, but not so bad. How about I post the entire story and we'll see how it is?

Incidentally, it's listed as Arabella Figg/Harry. uke:
This guy is a troll and every one of his 'stories' are the same. I reported him but the FFNazis must be busy making sure all the good stories get removed before anyone can discover them, since the guy's shit is still there.

Maybe if I reported it for not having any guy on guy action, it might get removed.

 

Presumably, an hostile patron who belongs to "the light".

 

How could he tell what their alignment might be? And why couldn't he simply wear a hood long enough to walk through the building? And does this mean that Tom the barkeep was corrupt? Or was he intimidated into compliance? Or was he missing? And why didn't he summon the Knight Bus and try to get to Hogsmeade? Or to the nearest floo connection so he could get to the Burrow or Lovegood's place or ...

Why am I asking? I don't care.

 

Here's a new one. I've begun to check FicWad every once in a while, and I found this:

The 2Boys who Lived

by twilliams1797 6 Reviews

a Do-Over story, Harry and Neville are The boy who lived' in their own parallel universe, both get sent back in time to a third parallel universe. That version of reality is in for a ride!
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Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Neville - Warnings: [V] [?] - Published: 2008/05/29 - Updated: 2008/05/29 - 10021 words



hurl-inducing, isn't is?

Edit: I just found another:

Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights » by Luckner reviews Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,769 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 2-9-08

Gag me with a spoon. Now I'm all for Harry/Luna, but the summary is just... GAH!

 

Probably cast a Detect Good spell on entering the establishment, and Tom likely had a Protection from Evil 10' Radius spell permamently cast on the door.

 

Doesn't it just ooze liquid fail?

 

Wow, this just proves that H/G shippers are truly retarded.

 

1. Mr Bendy Straw and the Mental Patients
The school burned down. Now Hogwarts is getting three new transfer students. A set of prankster twins that rival the weasleys and a very confused lemur join the cast and crew of our favorite book series. Snape is going to be grouchy this year.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 3-9-08

* gawk *
Hogwarts BURNED DOWN, and all that matters is three new students?

 

Need I say more?

 

Why do twins litter fanfiction. When ever the main characters have kids, there are always twins involved. Don't get it.

 

fairly twisted I must say

 

Ah, prepubescent fangirls.

 

Snarry » by TheFoundersFour reviews Okay I suck at summaries so any Snarry lovers here is one for you. Don't let first chapters fool you, I promise some good hot Snarry loving.warn Slash/mpreg and some rape only first chaps I promise HP/SS, LM/RL, DM/HG AU/OOC

Yuck.

Harry Potter X » by 01-Crimi reviews Harry Potter retold better than ever. plz UNDERSTAND the story before giving bad reviewsFiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 6-10-08

I included the number of words cause it almost made me laugh. There isn't enough story there to understand!

When Reality Sinks In » by Zero Skye reviews Molly Weasley always thought that she would have one big happy family, with Ron marrying Hermione and Harry marrying Ginny. She never thought that maybe...just maybe her dream would change. CWHP, RWDM, HGGW, warnings inside.

Err...so all the Weasleys turn out gay?

Andrea Potter and the Vampires Curse » by ladylookslikeadude reviews Andrea Potter is very angry. Albus D. has decided that she is to be given to the Vampire Lord as a consort, while a war is going on in the Vampire world. Yes, Andrea Potter is extremely angry. Girl!Harry

I think she might be angry.

SEE What? » by Lil Nezumi reviews HPDM, SSRL, SBWWWpending, creatureHPDM, headmaster overthrown, badGrangy badWheezy, new changes to Hogwarts curriculum. Just what is the Founders Law and will Harry be able to handle it?

BAD GRANGY! BAD WHEEZY! Bad dog! woof!

Rainbow of Memories » by Rainbow Of Memories reviews Eggs

That's it. No really that is the whole summary. I peeked inside and it was a total troll

~Kitti

 

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Princess » by Sakura NekoAngel Chan reviews

Sakura Kiyone Moonblossom is transported from feudal Japan to Hogworts! She's teaming up with the golden trio to become the best witch ever and defeat the bad guys once and for all!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-23-05 - Published: 9-2-05

Lets have a checklist shall we?

1. The 'OC' is clearly a Mary-Sue.

2. Mispelled a main location.

3. Features a transfer student... from another time period.

4. Sounds like Harry is without a job with this new girl in town.

Seriously, how are 'the golden trio' going to help her out? They can hardly help themselves!

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Maybe they're there for the comic relief - or perhaps she could wear them as baubles on her charm bracelet.

 

Am I the only one who thinks that could be alright were it not written by a moron?

"That kind of story"? What kind of story? A bad one?

 

It's a "let's punish manipulative!AD" story. I tend to enjoy those, but this one is too fast and too shallow.

 

Good grief.

 

The Marauders » by SkaterChickWithThePinkJelly reviews

This is actually a dream I had. It's me going to Hogwarts, but instead of Harry, Hermione and Ron, I meet James, Lily, Sirius and Remus. Peter is not in it; I don't like his character. Is much better than summary. Also, after chapter 1, it gets better.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-16-08
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Celebrating apples » by Syjack reviews
Continuation of Alice Lupin and Sirius Black plot line. Sirius is being Sirius, Alice just wants to finish her book. But bars, baby talk, mysterious couples, slow dancing, questions, and sibling fun await. Chapter 2 up and its good. Disclaimer own nothing Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,029

Wtf nuggets.

Is Alice some kind of Fem!Lupin? Is Sirius banging Remus' wife who is Alice Longbottom in canon or something? I just don't want to know.

Also, the story title is fail for bonus points.

Moment by Ice Blood Alchemist Harry and Ginny are an on-again-off-again couple. But when Harry is forced to go on a life threatening search, will they stay together forever? Sorry that it's not the greatest summary it's getting quite late as i write this . H/G takes place btw. HBP&DH

H/G = Slash. Ginny ain't got tits, nor does "she" have a ass. Legendary Trap.
HBP = fail.
DH = epic fail.
Random cliched lame-ass quest = Epic fail^2
Saying your summary sucks = Beyond epic fail, if that's possible.

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Questions and Answers » by little0bird reviews
When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,503 - Reviews: 345 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 12-18-07

Be a bit more vague why don't you? What, does Albus Severus go back in time to have buttsecks with his faggot namesakes?

The Many Obstacles of True Love » by Hope Night reviews
Harry Potter is the brother of the Boy Who Lived, Fitzwilliam. His family, except his mother, see him as nothing special. Then when he finds out that is the soulmate to Sirius Black, the Vampire King. His life took a wonderful and interesting turn! Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 4-17-08

Me eyes. Me fuckin' eyes! They burn!