Rofl...

That's just pathetic.

 

Demon Lord Noir

by DarkLordLucifer 7 Reviews

"I am a demon, I am a Man, I am Harry Potter, I am many things. I am Dark lord Noir, heir of Hell and Black, Cursed by the fates and I am angry. Trust me you don't want to make a Demon angry, it w...
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The title and summary are both gay.

 

I know AFF is cheating, but.. I couldn't resist.

At Your Doorstep
Severus became a well known florist after he resigned from Hogwarts. One night, Harry showed up battered at their doorstep; human touch became forbidden. What can they do? Anal, AU/AR, H/C, Language, M/M, Oral, WIP

 

* gawk *
FLORIST?

 

I'm pretty sure that author is a troll. I'm hoping at least.

 

I find it funny that the summary answered its own question there. Now all it needs is to be non-slash... and an actual story

 

Ewww. Who would ever read something like that?!?

 

I'm almost in awe at the amount of utter fail packed into one little grammatically incorrect sentence.

 

By an actual story I mean make a good story that has nothing to do with anything said in the summary

 

Ewww. Who would ever read something like that?!?

 

I shouldn't have gone looking....you would think I would know better by now...

Stolen Innocence » by TheFoundersFour reviews After brutally raped by his Uncle, Harry is adopted by his godfather Remus Lupin and his fiance Lucius Malfoy. Can his new dads, brother Draco and Snape prove to him he is not a whore, he deserves love, slash/non con HP/SS

Well theres an odd couple...Lupin and Malfoy? joy.

Less than Perfect » by Hecateslover reviews Harry is picked up at the Dursleys by Severus, and Severus doesnt like what he sees. HPSS, Slytherin!Adorable!Harry, Oblvious!Sexy!Snape. Loosely follows canon up to yr. 5, but after that...who knows? Graphic SLASH when Harry gets older, rated M.

Maybe it is just me but "adorable" and "slytherin" just never seem to go together. Why do people put Harry in Slytherin then give him a personality that doesn't fit said house.

The Life Of Teenagers » by The Evelien and Shannen team This story is about Harry, Hermione, Ron, Evy and Ginny who are in their puberty.They will fall in love and have problems.In this story there is action, comedy and romance.The story is better than the summary so read and review.And I hope you like it.

Oh I soooo do love teenage angst. And who the heck is Evy?

Promises, Promises by freakyhazeleyes reviews This story features a Reluctant!Bottom!Harry and a Loving!Top!Draco, Professor Snape and a desk. This is the first story I've written like this ever, so please only review with constructive criticism. If you don't like slash, then don't read this.oneshot

Ick...now there is a mental image I really really didn't want.


Until next time
~Kitti

 

*blink*
Professor Snape and a desk?
How does that work out...
Reluctant!Bottom!Harry and a Loving!Top!Draco is so normal for slasher, but a desk and Snape?
Damn, I knew he couldn't get a woman and what man would have something with someone like Snape...most animals would probably flee...poor desk, it just wanted to do its job and Severus Snape abused it.
*laugh*
A good bas summary

 

Alrighty then, my first contribution.

Oh. Just legendary idiocy.

 

Walmart now sells naked Wizards by hoshi'lite Harry and Draco Accept a bet from Blaise one drunken night and have an incredible adventure through a day of shopping THIS IS SLASH! man on hot Man action. Rated M for SMUT and LANGUAGE! PLEASE R&R HAPPY BIRTHDAY DYSON D

Walmart sells everything!


~Kitti

 

Worst summary coming through.

 

Nah. There're worse things then no summary. Like one involving Walmart.

*shudders*

 

Yeah, by browsing through ff.net and ficwad I'd say a story w/o summary might even be readable.

Ok, it isn't. It's not that bad, though. Just random.

Harry and Hermione awake in Middle Earth, soon learning Voldemort cast a spell to trap them in one of Hermione's books (LotR). Now the HP cast acts as LotR characters, i.e. Luna is Gandalf.

 

lol... the no summary thing kinda fits this story XD

 

Guys, you got it all wrong. The stories with summaries are better then this one because with the summaries, I can tell wether a story will be good or not. No summary means the story could be good or it could not.

 

They were'nt serious =/