I wonder which of the men actually bore six kids?

 

Hello again! Just got home from vacation and here I am Time for more crappy fanfiction..

Harry Potter and The American Dark Lord by Darkwrite what if Voldemort had thought ahead? what if he chose to send someone to corrupt Harry after his death? what if, that person was american. Slytherin/Grey Harry. open to adivce on parings if there even are any.

Err wait...Voldemort planned on dying? I thought the whole point of the horcrux was to *not* die.

My Cat, Malfoy » by Erika Daae reviews After invoking Pansy's wrath, Draco Malfoy finds himself stuck in the body of a cat. But what will happen after he becomes the pet of his rival? Sucky summary. Slash

....well, on a high note this is the first fic I've seen where Draco is turned into a cat and not Harry.

Fear of the dark » by ScifiSOS reviews ‘I can no longer be a Gryffindor.’,“Harry? What happened to you?”,“Don’t test my anger Ron, since this transformation I wouldn’t hesitate to…kill you.”,"..At the moment you are a wild monster.”,“I…can…control myself.”creatrefic,slashHD,ratedM,read&review

..no comment

. Ties That Bind » by Sin Maxwell and Co. reviews Harry discovers accidentally the family he's always wanted in the strangest of places. When he takes his role there as Valraven, the Dark Lord developes a new interest in him. SLASH/INCEST!

Who reads this crap?

Love in 5 Days » by TrulyFrighteninLilMonsterAlice reviews What happens when a girl's love potion goes horribly wrong? Harry walks in just as Draco drinks it not knowing what it is. He instantly falls madly in love with Potter. Shh...It will only hurt for a minute. For all the Harry x Draco fans out there.

Only hurt for a minute? At least he is quick.

Harry Potter & The Ancient's Wisdom » by potter8668 reviews Harry Finds Ancient Love And Ancient Wisdom REPOSTED

I Love When People Capitalize Every Word, Don't You?

Whisper Sweetly by dracoredeemed reviews Sick of Harry's whining about being a virgin, Ron takes Harry to a gay club, determined to end that state of affairs. Harry gets lucky, but is it what he really wants? Warnings for drug use, AU--this is a Crossover fic in the Queer as Folk universe. SlashF

Err.....that's it. Iv'e had enough. Well maybe one more....

Biting Bullets » by Eadon Of Fire reviews Pyrrha Hecate Aclys Potter is the Boy-Who-Lived. Wait, what? So what if Pyrrha is a girl, and not some boy named 'Harry? No big deal, right?... Er, maybe not. Especially when she's not your typical hero...

Yikes, Pyrrha Hecate Aclys Potter....my nomination for worst marysue name ever.


Until next time
~Kitti

 

1. The Broken River » by angelofdreams13 reviews
When a desperate Death Eater tries to change the future by killing Trelawney in the past, time and space shatter. When Harry, Draco, Ginny, and the dealer agent are thrown into a horrifying new future and hunted by familiar forces, can even they survive? Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,657 - Reviews: 6

2. a moment in time by lady arcadia I love you my Ginny..." A tender oneshot between Harry and Ginny after Harry dies.HpGw. Read and review. Trust me you'll like it. I hope. Complete - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-16-08 - Published: 7-16-08




3. The Second Prophecy » by Kaitlyn Fall
The Wizarding world is real. JK Rowling is actually a witch who wanted to cash out on Harry's story - and she embellished the facts big time. In reality, Harry's very different, and he's dealing with a brand new prophecy that concerns... a muggle? Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-16-08 - Published: 7-16-08



@Everyone: I just want to thank you all for giving the names of these pieces of crap so I can go in and flame them.

 

6. Phoenix Tears Rising » by Illeanah reviews

Panicked Lily ancient potion Death Eater Raid magic adventure, time travel and the true meaning of family.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,747 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 7-11-06

What? My brain simply cannot decipher that block of text. Surely that isn't meant to be a sentence. Perhaps some sort of code?

 

The summary sucks, but the story isn't half bad. It's not great literature, and I wouldn't nom it for the library, but it's mildly amusing and a good way to waste a few hours. I'd put it in "Almost Recommended Fanfiction" easy.

 

Uhh wtf is this?

 

Wait, wat?

 

What can you possibly say to that? Burn it with fire.


Crazy Christians.

 

Poor, poor girl. She obviously hates herself for reading and writing Harry Potter fanfics with witchcraft and wizardry.

It's just a matter of time until she slashes her wrists.

EDIT:

On second thought:

I don't believe that either.

But in addition I also do not believe that there is such a thing as an evil witch in real life.

 

The first line's absurd but you've gotta admit the second line is far from crazy. I find it hard to believe it, too.

 

Words cannot express the amount of fail in this summary.

EDIT:

This might be funny if made by a good author as a one shot, but 100000 fucking words!!

Wow, most Mary Sue authors get tired at a few chapters but this, wow.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???!!

Wow, as if Dramione wasn't fail enough, the author had to turn it into slash too...

 

I just tried this .... and now I feel the need to cry and scrub myself.

 

17. Sweet, Darling Harry Potter » by hazel-3017 reviews After a one night-stand, schoolteacher Harry Potter is left pregnant and hormonal.Even worse; he must deal with an overprotective family,annoying friends,several suitors,a crazy stalker and a class of six year olds asking questions about his growing bellyFiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,171 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 6-15-08

*wince*

 

Have a look at her author profile:

That's all I need to know about her.

 

Do what now?
​

 

Actually Dark Angel isn't half bad. The summary on the other hand meh.

 

What's this now? A 4 year old in Azkaban? Also what about them? Are there enough questions?​

 

Summary: Harry thought his life complete when he vanquished Voldemort. He couldn't be more far from the truth, for he is thrown into a galaxy far, far away and into a time long ago to begin anew. A Star Wars Crossover.

This one stunk.

 

Snakeboy by Fan O' Fanfic reviews Harry Potter is at war. He is the Prince of Slytherin and his arch enemies, the Golden Trio have declared war in him and his freind Draco, also know as the Silver Duo. This is going to be a bumpy ride. Sixth year. Slytherin Harry.

ick! And I thought the silly fandom notion of the "golden trio" was annoying.

Harry Potter Slash? uncut by because-chocolate-matters What happens when your made famous by a popular book series, and then the fans decide to write certain "stories" about you? A look into the real wrold of the Hp characters and their reactions when they see how vivid fans imaginations can be. HP/SB RL

How strange...a person writes a story about the reactions the canon characters would have to fandom ideas? I almost thought it might be humorous, but I peeked inside and it sadly wasn't

imma Wiserd » by raveneagel reviews mi stori ritten by me about me goin 2 hogwarts

no comment.

Harry Potter and The Magic of Magicness » by rhys014 reviews Independent Harry. Powerful Harry. Not Dark Harry. Arrogant, Twat Ron, Bad Dumbledore, Read and Review. Couldn’t think of a good title! Please Read! It Is Good HaHa.

Ok, so whats the fic about?

I Thought I Loved You by Hermione12XOX Hermione escapes Hogwarts. Harry gets depressed. She goes back with a fiance, and Ginny helps her get Harry back. The stroy is way better then it sounds...I swear

Yep, I'm sure the "stroy" is just peachy.

An Assassin's Place in the World » by NamelessHeretic reviews AU In the land of Albion there is a young man who is a legendary Assassin. His name is Harry Potter. Canon Ships. Completed. Crap. An abomination. Garbage.

Garbage? sounds about right..



~Kitti

 

Magicness?