Didn't you know? The Goblins own Dumblore's ass.

 

ITS WHAT LILY AND JAMES WOULD HAVE WANTED OK?

That would make a great humourfic.

 

That reminds me of another summary where somehow Draco ended up adopting Sirius after he broke out of Azkaban. Don't want to go find it.

 

Given this thread, and the sort of shit I usually see here... well, was I the only one to take that literally?

Mental image.

Do Not Want.

 

Are you talking about Marauding Dragon? That actually isn't a bad fic, it's sort of a guilty pleasure for me, actually, though it's definitely not DLP material.

EDIT:

So basically, Harry Potter isn't Harry Potter. Kay then.

 

No wonder she became evil, her name is Moraga...

 

Witch Hunt » by twiphrider reviews
When Adrianna turns 17, she discovers she is a witch. Not only that, but that she is the new "chosen one". When some mythical creatures come to help, she is "drawn" to one. Harry Potter/Twilight/Maximum Ride crossovers! Rated T for tickles. Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,059 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 6-3-08

Okay, sounds like a self insert to me.

'Rated T for tickles' Like for shits and giggles/grins? Or is it because there is some graphic tickling inside?

 

22. To Be Good Again » by Verde Rosso Oro reviews In another world, Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher James Potter meets an unorthodox Slytherin- Uzumaki Naruto, a war veteran from the Shinobi Lands. Can these two get past their pride, prejudices, and the unwillingness to trust one another? Not SlashFiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 8-9-08

The lack of slash is a saving grace I suppose.

 

I literally LOL'ed when I read this. It's just so absurd, like a Dali painting, except without the artistic genius.

 

How do you rape a whore? not giving her money?

 

How are Whores romantic?

 

Who cares? The fic is lulzy as hell.

Spoiler

The barman would look on pityingly and Dad would drain Xeno’s money until he was well and truly wasted and came home dribbling and ending up sleeping in the fridge, the toilet, or wherever he assumed, in his drunken stupor, was suitable.

Read it and tell me you didn't laugh.

And Mordac, try giving links man. Some fics just should not be missed.

 

Alexandra Potter and the Philosphers Stone by FatherTime'sDaughter Sage reviews You've seen boy Harry Powerful, you've seen girl Harry, now get ready to meet a Powerful girl Harry, her name is Alexandra Lillian Potter, but if you call her that she'll pretty much kill you! Call her Alex.Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,651 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 2-22-08

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No need to state the obvious

 

Worse then that, she can't even use the ! to show what kind of person or traits her character will have...

 

I'm not sure whats worse, the description or the "fic".

Omg. No, just no...