Deletion was the most interesting thing to ever happen to this tawdry pile of bollocks.

Foolish fan-girls should have some knowledge of punctuation before they're allowed to run free on the internet.

 

Besides the fact that it's review-whoring in story form, I can't believe this actually worked.

Examples of questions asked:

Last one's my favourite.

Wait, forgot this one:

Added a link, if any of you feel like asking questions to the HP characters.

 

Rage... Overwhelming... Losing Ability To Make Witty Insults...

Must Kill It With Fire.

12 year olds on my internetz? Make it stop!

 

Haha a self-insert story. But, this one is different! It starts out with her HP stats!

Is that cliche I smell?

 

She perfected that for years? LOL.

 

Well, she had to perfect her clicheness with each new hp book.

 

How is that an ability?

 

They are for those that aren't any of 'em and dream they were.

 

I think I felt a few braincells die when I read that...

 

I just looked at that fic's reviews and then the author's other fic's reviews. It cracked me up. Both fics together have a total of three reviews. One hoping this author's a troll. One person saying "Aw. This is nice." And one from the author saying "i review my own story because i like it and it is good story."

It made me laugh. Which is more than you can say about the attempts at trolling.

 

Secrets and Shadows » by Tourmaline20 reviews Harry finds out a surprising truth about his family at the end of fifth year. Severitus warning for violence and child abuse. This story is AU

Seemed like generally every other severitus out there until:

Draco turned to Severus and asked, “So uncle Sev, what is so special about the new students coming, why do they need your potions? Severus turned to Draco, “There are four new students coming to Hogwarts this year Draco they are quadruplets who are about your age. They were attending a magic school in America, but their fellow pupils and several of the teachers were giving them a hard time because they are not fully human, Dumbledore offered them a position here and they jumped at. Two of these children have demon blood in them and must be given a special potion so that they can get past the wards and enter the school.” Harry wrinkled his forehead, “How can only two of them have demon blood if they’re quadruplets?” Severus smirked, “Because they all have different fathers, you see Harry when a person (magical or muggle) gets pregnant by a magical creature they can still get pregnant even by another magical being unless they take a potion to prevent further procreation. From what I understand one of these students is half wood elf, one is half veela, one is half demon, and the third is part demon, part veela, part elf, and part human. The one who is half wood elf is from an Elvin royal family and she will be gaining wings. She will have to be secluded for twenty four hours while the wings sprout and then the wings have to be coated with a potion so that they will be protected from germs and other damaging circumstances.”


Quads with 4 different fathers and all different magical creatures? I especially like the girl that is part everything.


~Kitti

 

*is mentally scarred*

And I'm no stranger to hentai and/or pornfiction either.

 

Hm... I think that one ended up on the WTF thread....

 

I just saw this and wow... the mental images it conjured up make me shudder.

 

*gag*

There's some of my contributions

 

The Paris Hilton one could actually be funny as a parody/humor fic, as long as it wasn't abused, in the hands of a competent author. I don't know if that's the case about that fic, as I haven't read it yet, but as long it wasn't written by a Paris fan, there is hope.

EDIT: Ok, the fic sucks, but mostly because of poor execution.

 

Just what the hell does that mean?

 

The fanfiction -M- page is pure gold for this

2. Harry Potter and the One At Fault » by benevolent-apocalypse reviews
Who was it? Was it Draco for being weak, or Harry for being worried? Or was it Snape, for letting the boys get too close, already aware of their.. "situations"? Or did he purposely let their dark pasts draw them closer? Just who was the one at fault? YAOI
Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,984 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-10-08 - Published: 5-4-08

3. Contracts in Lust » by Sin Maxwell and Co. reviews
Harry Potter, incubus on the run, is being tracked by a lust crazed Voldemort, intent on him bearing his child. Will he escape or will he fall prey to his new lover just as Voldemort has fallen to him?
Complete - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 9-10-08 - Published: 5-3-08

18. Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! » by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. Does anyone get the parts they want? Of course not! Mayhem ensues, complete with romance, insanity, Slut!Draco, HPGW spats, Macho!Ron, Smart!Goyle, and some irate parents. Oh, and nude wrestling.
Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,817 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 1-19-08

6. Lessons Learned » by loveadubdub reviews
My shrink says I repress feelings and emotions. She told me once that I have trouble “admitting reality” to myself. Now, I don’t know if that's true. After all, I don’t have the fancy Psychological Healing degree, do I?
Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 40 - Words: 168,039 - Reviews: 715 - Updated: 9-10-08 - Published: 5-16-08

I want a fancy Psychological healing degree!


4. Apostasy » by MissJinny reviews
Chapter 26 up. Eventual slash, RLSSSB. The dark disease that is half of Remus Lupin has flared up against him again. With his inner wolf tearing him apart quite literally he needs the help of Sirius and Snape, to work together, and to work with him.
Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,241 - Reviews: 320 - Updated: 9-10-08 - Published: 12-9-06

14. The Horse » by Elsa2 reviews
Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.
Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 89 - Words: 431,523 - Reviews: 1030 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 3-22-04

Read the rest of hers they get epic... and 431, 523 words WTF? I mean really?

15. Stolen Innocence » by TheFoundersFour reviews
After brutally raped by his Uncle, Harry is adopted by his godfather Remus Lupin and his fiance Lucius Malfoy. Can his new dads, brother Draco and Snape prove to him he is not a whore, he deserves love, slash/non con HP/SS
Complete - Fiction Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 131,501 - Reviews: 524 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 5-25-08

And his fiance Lucius malfoy... That just screams award winning...