Hey ThisSitesBleedingPathetic, why don't you post an Intro thread so we can all discuss your glorious writing and engaging summary writing abilities as well as your other failings as a human being.

 

More importantly , I would like to know how someone can pump out 60k words of fail. It just doesn't seem possible, at least to sane people .

 

I will not post stupid things.

 

Mentioned in an intro thread by that Voyeur person.

Gee whiz, the 'Fantastic Four' as it were, get even MORE AWESOME by being POWER RANGERS?! And of course, they get help from the AWESOMEST EVER RANGER?! Voldemort's going down like its 1993, Rita Repulsa and Lord Zed-style, baby!

 

It takes brave balls to write a crossover with Power Rangers.

Respect.

 

The fact that someone had the sheer balls to cross HP with Power Rangers makes me want to try it. Link that shit, kmfrank.

 

May God have mercy on your souls...

 

HP and the Hogwarts guardians? I remember that. It was the first HP fanfic I ever read. 4 years ago. It was... =.= Just don't read it.

 

James' little brother» by SexySiri reviews
Sirius decides that Harry needs a break as well as a loving family and so sends him back in time to pose as James' cousin during the marauders seventh year Harry's fifth . Contains slash and mentions of corporal punishment, bulimia and self harm.
Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,670 - Reviews: 214 - Updated: 8-17-09 - Published: 3-28-09 - Harry P. & James P.

....

 

Shit makes me hard.

 

Land magic meets water magic by Amylou11987
When two kingdoms are in danger Harry potter will find out his turth about his past and in the prosess he may also find love and maybe a family he never knew he had
Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Published: 8-24-09 - Harry P. & OC​

I suggest the author shoots his/her/its co-writing beta. And himself/herself/itself, too.

 

I second that. Though the summary doesn't sound that bad. If I was a 11 year old fagot I might be inclined to sip through a few pages.

 

Holy crap. Minion, you should have kept quoting a little further. This story is destined to be a classic in the fandom. Here are the opening sentences:

I'll be following this one. Maybe squid!Harry will make a cameo.

 

That was a tragedy... a tragedy for the English language.

I can't... no, never mind. I can believe it.

 

Oh my God, I came. I must read more.

 

Been attempting to find something readable on FFN, not much success beyond a few Guilty Pleasures. Mostly try to skim the horrible stuff and put it out of my mind, but this just begged to be posted here.

Half a Girl by pistolheart
Summary: Harry discovers he has an extremely unique form of an Animagus. Will he embrace this other form over his own? And how will Mr Draco Malfy react? Girl Harry/ Draco eventually. Maybe some regular Harry/Draco too. Slash! Rating will go up.

 

Repapered?

It hurts us, precious...