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Fighting one of the greatest threats the wizarding world has ever known needs a cutting sense of humor, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and a fierce intellect. And Dumbledore has found just the man-- er boy-- for the job. He just needs a little convincing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,548 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 5-15-09 - Hermione G. & Tom R. Jr.

Sort of unique in that it suggests a crossover with Looney Tunes, featuring Marvin the Martian.

 

Yeah, unique, but that's not a "worst summary".

 

Harry Potter and the Need for Speed
By gryffindorchaser17

Category: Alternate Universe
Characters:Draco Malfoy, Harry/Ginny, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Violence
Rating: PG-13
Reviews: 5
Summary: Harry and his friends have become in the dangerous world of racing cars. What happens when a race with Malfoy goes terribly wrong?
Hitcount: Story Total: 795

Author's Notes:
The idea for this story came to me during a dream. I figured I'd run with the idea just to have a bit of fun.

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SIYE is always good for a head-scratcher or two. I really should put this pukefest in the "Awesomely Bad" thread, if for nothing other than this last line:
“Well guys,” Harry said, after a while, “I think its time to head home before our moms think something bad has happened.”

FAIL.