I took a look at the HP/X-Men crossover, and would have to describe Bobmin's writing as exuberantly stupid.

Harry celebrating the death of his deceased godfather was fantastic.

The FFA site has good authors, but the quality isn't linear. Most of them are mediocre, then suddenly there's a master and radiant torch of literary brilliance like Ruskbyte in their midst. Like a class where everyone has GPAs of 3.00, then only one or two at 4.00.

 

• Harry is tired of all the drama and grief around him - between the recovery of losses in the Last Battle and the regular trials and troubles of a teenager, Harry wants to run, run away, and never have to face this again. At least, he doesn't want to be human anymore - could life be any better as a turtle? Hermione turns him - and herself - into turtles, and Harry suddenly realizes he'd rather be human. The only way to get back to his normal self is to kiss his love, but it has to be of the same species....He doesn't love Hermione, does he?

• Hermione gets a little drunk on her way to a bar and the next day finds herself in a bedroom next to the Slytherin Prince himself. what happend to her and why is she feeling "nausiated?"

• i was listening to Dear Mr President by P!nk and I thought of Voldemort.

• IF UR GONNA LEAVE A REVIEW (please do) DO NOT CURSE! IT'S BETTER IF YOU JUST DON'T LEAVE A COMMENT IF YOUR GONNA ADD THINGS LIKE THE F WORD, THE B WORD, AND SO ON. I DO NOT MIND THE WORD FRIGGIN.

• " Je t'aime Fleur, m'epouserez-vous ? " Bill asked her, and to his delight, she replied, " Oui ! Oui ! Ah, je vous aime les balles !" (I used a text translator to do that French, so if the grammar or something is wrong, sorry)

• Gotha Snape has reached his sixth and last before final year of Hogwarts without anyone uncovering his darkest secret...until now.

• Dear Miss. Granger, We are sorry to inform you that your parents have perished and that you will live with the Malfoy's, and you will also be resorted. I am really sorry to have to tell you this. Please send yourself and your stuff to the headmaster's office. The Ministry of Magic

• Alexandra Quinn Potter is the Girl-Who-Lived. Drowning in grief with the death of Dumbledore, she receives a 'vacation' to the 1944's. There she not only meets the 'playboy' of Hogwarts, but a society filled with racisms against women. Being a Tom-Boy herself, she will make heads turn her way, especially a certain head that she sees no desire to come close to. Grindelwald is on his rise, Slughorn is there, tutor Tom Riddle, gothics, and much, much more…

• This story is about a girl who is as famous as Voldermort and Potter. She is a blood decendant of Merlin and Morgan Le Fay. Her grandmother stole the Sorcerers Stone and before being captured cut off a piece and inserted it in her blood. The trait shows in her eyes as a red outline on her grey eyes. She goes ot the dark equivalent of Hogwarts, the Nightmare Academy. Merlin Crusaders who hunt all powerful dark witches and wizards want her dead because she carries the full essence of Morgan Le Fay and they fear she will become the most powerful dark witch and this 11 yr old is still being hunted

• We all know that Dumbledick is a multuptive son of a bitch but what can we do about it! Oh thats right he died in his sleep, oh well he was a piece of trash anyway. Harry has found out that Dumblelick is the reason behind all his problems, his parents, Sirius and Ced’s deaths

 

Turtle!Harry is win. Enough said.

 

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  What the fuuuuuuck?
  
  Les balles? I don't even know how s/he got that. I remember seeing the exact same line ending with "Je vous aime, facture" (facture = bill, as in phone bill...). But it sort of made sense. In a retarded kind of way.
  
  But... les balles?

 

Okay I admit it. I changed it.

I have a stupid sense of humor.

Original: " Je t'aime Fleur, m'epouserez-vous ? " Bill asked her, and to his delight, she replied, " Oui ! Oui ! Ah, Je t'aime facture !" (I used a text translator to do that French, so if the grammar or something is wrong, sorry)

I like my version better. Lol

 

Les balles had me scratching my head for a bit... although Fleur professing her love to "facture" was pretty hilarious. Who talks to someone they're in love with using "vous" anyway? This isn't the 18th century.

The dinosaur orgy with Harry and Ron in Chartres' cathedral was obviously an absurdist masterpiece though.

Although I won't be able to admire that cathedral quite the way I used to anymore.

 

Reference to The Land Before Time, which I thoroughly enjoyed when I was 7.

First crossover fic I've seen between those two universes, and somewhere deep inside me, a slightly pudgy 7-year-old is crying at the sacrilege.

 

^ I'm with you. Land Before Time was epic. Well until they made sequels...

Not too sure how you cross the two but its up there with the more bizarre crossovers

 

Not HP, but it so filled me with revulsion that I thought I would share. I think this is similar to the one that had Xander being kidnapped, raped, and impregnated by Professor Snape. Xander of course later fell in love with Snape so it was all good.

 

Lily didn't want to have Harry but he was stillborn anyway. Now she has to raise him.

 

Baby!Inferius!Harry? :awesome

 

Hm... sounds trainwreckish... Linkage, please? I'm in the mood for torturing myself...

 

I apologize for the double post, but it is several days apart.

Remember Me » by josie823 reviews After an accident, she saves a man and finds out that he lost his memory. They get to know each other and eventually, fell in love. Somebody finds him and restores his memory making him forget her. Will she find him in time before he vows at his wedding?Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-3-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

Mary Sue, anyone?

 

Words fail me.

 

I was searching for Ravenclaw Harry fics, and that was the first search result when sorted by Publishing Date.

Feathers make me sneeze. :awesome

 

The Dark Queen » by Pen-of-Chaos reviews After the defeat of the dark lord by the baby girl Potter, Lucius Malefoy adopt her as his daughter with the help of Snape. They wanted her become a faithfull deatheater, what happen when miss Malefoy wants more? HP/LVFiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 3-11-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort

At least it wasn't "Lucious Malefoy"... And this is supposed to convince me to read this idiotic story?

The Den Of Iniquity » by ViolentEyes reviews A Revenge That Turns To Obsession, A Twisted Desire That Cannot Be Controlled, Jealousy Has No Limits And Betrayal Knows No Bounds. When Fire And Ice Meet Amongst The Ruins Of Voldemort's Demise And Find Themselves In An Exploration Of The Forbidden.Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 3-31-09 - Ginny W. & Draco M.

Welcome To The World Of Random Capitalization!!

Coming To Salem » by HarryandHermionesLoveChild reviews My take on the film, Coming To America. AU- Harry Potter is the wealthy and pampered prince of Gryffindor, who goes to Salem in search of a bride, wanting to marry for love rather than go through with the marriage King James and Queen Lily have arranged.Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,605 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 5-5-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

*hurls*

Forgiving and Recovering » by Twilight fangirl13 Mallie Anne has gone through alot. She's had to move, go to another school, and help her brother John, and look after her sister Lizzie. Then there's Albus who knows her secret, that she wacthed her parents died. Please Review!Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 3-18-09 - Albus S. P.

Poor Mallie Sue... She wacthed her parents died and will save the wizarding world for Harry!

The First of Me » by xXxSour-LemonxXx reviews Autumn Rose Taylor was an orphan, and because of that she had never been what you’d call popular. Her clothes were scruffy and at least two sizes too big, her skin was grubby and her hair greasy... Read and Review pleaseFiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,685 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Harry P. & OC

Yet another Sue who sounds startingly familiar!

Accidents Will Happen by Lady Shyla Harry has a problem with wetting the bed. How will Sirius and Remus deal with it. Let's just assume Sirius was cleared of all charges, and that the 5th bk doesn't happen .Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 4-5-09 - Harry P. & Remus L. - Complete

And how old is Harry? Three?

Okay, that's the current crop of stories for today....