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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v5.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Sep 14, 2009.

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  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Not Your average Disney magic » by Nerds-will-rule-the-world
    What happens if Harry Potter was living in Anaheim CA and the closest thing a magical creature was at Disney Land?
    Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 542 - Updated: 1-16-10 - Published: 12-12-09 - Harry P. & Ron W.
     
  3. Stenstyren

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    A mysterious Llama! Gasp!
     
  4. Banner

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    I kept subconsciously trying to make it "mysterious lama," which at least makes a little more sense. A tiny little bit more.
     
  5. Johnny Farrar

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    Little Husbands » by Kamerreon reviews
    AU: James and Harry Potter are twin brothers that were married by accident when they were six years old. How will their lives of wedded bliss play out? Will their childhood love last? —Marauder's Era—Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,144 - Reviews: 529 - Updated: 1-23-10 - Published: 9-7-09 - Harry P. & James P.


    I don't know what to say.

    *Note the number of reviews and word count.*
     
  6. MattSilver

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    Raging from over here, but it makes me wonder if having a fuckton of reviews over at FF.net is actually worth it!
     
  7. Oz

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    The mysterious llama...? But all llama are mysterious. D:
     
  8. Howdy

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    Uzumaki Harry » by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be? Chp 17 upRated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,600 - Reviews: 925 - Updated: 1-22-10 - Published: 10-28-05 - Harry P. & Myrtle


    Yes, I can imagine.
     
  9. Oz

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    I read Harry/Myrtle smut once. When she was wearing the invisibility cloak she became corporeal because it was a hallow.
     
  10. Stenstyren

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    I've read that one too. Worst part was that it was a long fic (over 20k) that had Harry fall in love with the ghost. I mean, seriously?

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    Seriously?

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    It sounds bad. It is worse. I tried it. Learn from my experience and don't redo my mistake.
     
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    Harry Potter and the Death Eaters of Hogwarts » by Mentally Impaired reviews
    Changes to Harry's summer routine get him better prepared for his 5th year at school. At Hogwarts the students find themselves in danger from internal forces. Students by day, Death Eaters by night, the halls are no longer safe to wander when its dark. Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,758 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-22-10 - Published: 8-3-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

    I really think Dumbledore would not let this happen. I mean a bunch of school kids vs. one of the only wizards that scares their master. That works sooo well.
     
  12. Schrodinger

    Schrodinger Muggle ~ Prestige ~

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    Am I the only fucking one who is motherfucking tired of the motherfucking bat motherfucking bogey motherfucking hex?
     
  13. Stenstyren

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    I'm with you. Sure, it's nasty, but it can hardly be the worst spell out there can it? Should be pretty easy to dispel too...
     
  14. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    This is a little anal, but "Blonde" is the spelling used from women. When talking about a man, it's "Blond." Just because Draco might be taking it up the ass, doesn't mean he is a woman.

    I'm sorry tired of these ample fupa-ed bitchs who won't except that men aren't bitches.
     
  15. Oz

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    You can use both actually, although blonde for women and blond for men is technically more correct.
     
  16. Everetza

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    5. Harry Potter and Mae by hariipottrlvr reviews Dis is lyk mi 1st story, so be nice plz.Complete - Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-19-06 - Harry P.

    17. Relations by tokyo-tenshi reviews *Martha style* Read dis or i will kill u! Dis took me 4ever 2 write so u havta read! Me & ma friends get b/f's in dah HP world!!! PG for lotssa kissin. *my style* Contains Origional characters... read at your own risk. But if you do, please review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-03 - Draco M.

    You'd think maybe she could have taken some of that '4ever' learning to write.

    27. Lily and James mush by annuna reviews Lily/James..Love/Hate ok I don't like writing F.fics and I was NOT concentrating when I wrote dis...my first real f.fic...my other has my and my friends as characters!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-5-02

    If you don't like writing them, DON'T. I won't be complaining.
     
  17. Redeye

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    Martha style?



    shoulda tried Cajun style!
     
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    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4393224/1/Lily_Potter_and_the_Mastered_Portrait

    I know it's petty, but the "brians" entertained me to no end.
     
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    My light » by Goldengirl2 reviews A Severus saves a nearly three year Harry from Dursleys fic, Harry a powerful child maybe including Sirius as Godfather, Dumbledore Molly Ron and Ginny bashing in later chapters. Harry will be a child model/Movie star and businessman read to find out moreRated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,895 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-2-10 - Published: 8-4-09 - Harry P. & Severus S.

    Child Model/Movie Star???? WTF?
     
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