You've obviously never seen The Facts Of Life, Ozzie; Blair is the hottie out-of-your-league rich girl who's asking for it (and still is...)

 

I'm ashamed to say that I knew for some reason it would be a gossip girl crossover.

 

To be fair, your unicorns are almost identical.

(There's a gay joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going to go looking for it)

 

Oh... damn. Yeah, that was just piss-poor on my part. But like Moridin said, the unicorns threw me off. Maybe they're not as benign as I thought.

Besides, the fact you'd know Tootie anywhere should've been the only clue I needed that it wasn't you asking who Blair was.

 

You guys have failed to see the potential for the most epic horror crossover in history. Harry Potter/The Blair Witch Project.

 

Oh man, you just know someone's going to read that and think its a good idea. It'll be a slash fic too.

 

Given how long they spend camping in DH, you could probably fit it into the canon timeline without much stress.

 

I can't believe you just compared my dick-on-legs unicorn to that a-z keyboard-reacher.

 

Beautifully gay.

 

I can't imagine how anyone decided that "Effy" would be a good name.

Pre-empting the pun: An effy story at best.

 

Sounds like a house elf. The ElfWhoLived! Be a big boost for S.P.E.W. too!

I initially thought the last part read OCD... had to go back and look carefully to discern that it was a pairing...

 

I had the misfortune of seeing her profile page when making the links. Another Twilight fan.

Thus I propose that Cedric's OCD would be that he sits there and watches as Effy bangs her head against the wall screaming "bad Effy!", and then they would make out and it would be so hawtt. Because she's dangerous.

(Also, look at me go: Maybe I'll even get another five posts in this year.)

 

Effy sounds like the name of one of the slaves from Uncle Tom's Cabin or something.

 

Effy probably comes from the rebellious lead character out of the terrible UK drama Skins

 

Lol. Can't even make it through the summary without making a mistake.

 

I'm more interested in why the fuck anyone would make Percy a main character in anything. He's the worst character ever!

BAM!!!


You're gonna be having nightmares for months about this ugly mug.

 

Different Percy, kid. The aforementioned story is a Harry Potter/Percy Jackson crossover.

But, yes, that is a rather ugly mug.

 

As soon as I read this summary I knew I just had to read the story and now...I'm speechless. There are simply no words to describe this...this...whatever this is supposed to be.