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AND THAR WAR NAZI EVERWHERE OF A HOWUTRS!!!!
SS men sai: "We tak ovr naw k?"
And they maed Donutwurts A CONCTRETON CAMP!!!
Slytherin wuz Birkenau
Griffundr wuz Auschwitz
Ravencluw wuz Tremblinkuh
HUFLPUF WUZ SOBIBOR
And the other camps sukd.

I believe the appropriate word would be 'lolwut?'

 

Oh look - the writer was the same person who wrote Harry Potter and the Vagina of Wonders, which was mentioned earlier in this thread.

The writer is obviously a troll, especially when you compare their older stories to this one - they seem to mysteriously have a greater grasp on English than the the Nazi Hogwarts one does. Not to mention that they all pretty much go out of their way to get flames. The reviews are hilarious on some of them.

 

New favourite phrase.

New favourite phrase no. 2.

 

Thanks for such a gentle rejection. Could've been much worse.

Their Sad Eyes by Amanda9 reviews
They all just keep staring at Remus with their sad eyes. Post OotP Complete - Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-05 - Remus L. & Sirius B.

WTF? FAIL ANGST

 

My discriminitory, jaded eyes say that oneshot should be put out of it's misery violently.

 

Did you actually take any time to read the story and realise that the threat is in fact not from Voldemort but from another source entirely? If you want to criticse people's fictions then that's completely your prerogative, but take some time and have the courtesy to at least read what you plan on criticising, otherwise, you run the risk of sounding like a moron. Just a thought.

 

Aspiring To Greatness by SirLordWhAtEvEr
Summary: Set at beginning of Fifth Year. Harry takes measures to defeat Voldemort in a possibly Novel way. Hard to explain without giving too much away but you should read this. I did and I liked it. It may well be a sort of H/Hr/L/NT ish. Ooh and review

This story may not be as bad as it sounds, though you definitely shouldn't take my word for that. But the summary definitely deserves a spot on here.

 

I have no desire to be part of the community or make an intro to people whose repertoire consists of 'fuck off', I just had a point to make and I made it. I'm happy, sorry you're not.

 

You're really happy with the point you made? That's the best you can do?

 

There should definitely be a thumbs down indicator for people like aliL.

Because you didn't say what story you were referring to, or in fact defend it in anyway, I'm going to assume that you are the author of whatever story and that you're trolling the site. Therefore, go stick aliL dildo up your ass and twirl.

 

It would help if you told us what story you were talking about. That being said this thread is about worst SUMMARIES. The best fanfiction in the world could have a horrible summary.

~Kitti

 

To be perfectly honest I don't really know what it's about but I'm sure it's quite bad considering they can't spell Burkes...

EDIT: Great managed to find another story with Nazis involved...

 

Jesus Fucking Christ - that sounds like a king-size soapbox sitting on a pile of fail right there...

And the misspelling of Burke's isn't nearly as criminal as Grinderwald.

 

Or Borgin, for that matter.

So let's see...in a single, three sentence summary, we end up with three misspelled proper nouns and two failures to capitalize proper nouns. Impressive.

 

I'm still distracted by the phrase "lost in the floo." Not "gave incorrect address before using floo," not "got out at wrong stop," but "lost IN the floo." How long was the poor boy wandering around in there, anyway? Was there any food? How did he find his way out?

Were there bathroom facilities in the chimneys, or did he have to pee on someone's chimney wall?

 

This one leaves me speechless.
Stand My Ground by ViandasJohnson
Summary: great story pls read...you wil hav 2 find out thru time if this is a parody of Tara and her Enoby, or if my char is a Mary Su

 

Donagall? Really?

The nazis are following me! But I'm sure I saw Hitler becoming a Super Saiyan in another story. Maybe it was that Anne Frank cross over with Dragon Ball Z. I'm pretty sure it was on WTF stories.

 

This masterpiece is about Dobbydore, the spawn of Dumbledore and Dobby. Words really can't do it justice; just read it for yourself

The Dobbydore Lore by AlbusGrindelwald reviews
the story of dobbydore the son of dumblore and dobby , from his birth to his death, with all the drama and suspense and magic and romance and stuff inbetween.
Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-09 - Albus D. & Dobby - Complete

Yeah, its called a Welf.