No, it's fail. Massive fail.

With perhaps a good helping of stupidity added to the mix.

 

Sinful Seduction » by Arbre d'Orme reviews AU His arms were pulled tauntly over his head, tied into postion. His eyes covered by a metal fold. His face was flushed, and his breathing was labored. Devilish hands caressed his milky skin, and for the first time, Harrison James Potter felt alive. HPLVRated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,341 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 6-11-09 - Voldemort & Harry P.

I win.

 

You went looking for Harry/Voldemort slash?

 

I was just going over the new stories using the M rating 40k+ filter.

At first I was reluctant to inflict this on you all before I realized I don't like you that much.

 

1. The Maiden and her Son » by hate or love reviews A maiden and her son lives in the Forbidden Forest in harmony with the other creatures. But when the son's father discovers them, the maiden will be forced to come back to the world she tried to escape.Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,600 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 8-6-07 - Lily Evans P. & Harry P.

...
The author is aware of what a maiden is, right?

 

Apparently not, or maybe s/he does and doesn't care, but people wouldn't just ignore common facts... *remembers all the stories w/ MPreg* ... never mind.

 

For all Dobby sympathizers, this is all for you:

And this,

How about that?

 

Trojan Knight must die for bringing that to the light of day.

 

Your patience is too thin Verminard. A harry/dobby story and you already want me dead.

I was actually looking forward to post a Harry/Fawkes(a slash where Fawkes takes human form) story link. What would you want me to do then?

 

Maiden is an unmarried woman... You don't have to be married to have a child.

 

Guys, if you would accept a blowjob from another guy, raise a boner.

 

^ Oh yeah!

<filler>

 

I'll admit to some curiosity about the reviews for the harry and dobby story. But that would require clickong on that link, and I feel unclean just wondering about the no doubt glowing reviews.

I can already imagine them:

SQUEEE!!!!!!!! OH BOY! I LUV U SO MUCH!!! I've been wanting graphic house elf smut for soooooooooooo long. Next time involve Draco as a male veela who takes dobby and harry on has his mate!"


ANd then, the ultimate horror of the sequal will come out. And Snape will be involved in addition to the reviews suggestions.

 

I predict similar reviews too. But I don't think the one shot has house elf smut. They should probably look in Winky/Dobby section.

 

The Prisoners Of Azkaban » by Deathstick87 reviews
Potter and Greengrass in Azkaban.The story features a Dark, Evil and powerful Harry with an equally powerful Ice Queen by his side. The evil to be taken up a notch. HPDG
Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-6-09 - Harry P. & Daphne G.


*Shudder*

 

I only have one question running through my mind. Is this kill/eat puppies evil or world-domination/destruction evil?

 

Maybe Harry and Daphne are Riddles Veela mates?

When it comes to evil, nothing really beats mpreg.

 

Danger » by weirdisgood reviews Alex is a witch who can see the future. She loves Harry and Draco but they love Bella Swan. Will the attention of the new guy change there minds? Harry/OC Draco/OC Edward/OC and Harry/BellaCrossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 10-6-09 - Harry P. & Bella

 

I can taste blood.

 

I think that's actually some stomach bile, where you threw up in your mouth.