I'm not sure if this summary could have been much worse.

 

I'm quite sure it could have been. Hermione could have been spelled wrong and it could have been a three way with Voldemort or Harry.

 

I think that Dramione is fast becoming my most hated pairing, over Ginny/ Harry and that's saying something.

 

As much as I dislike the Hermione/Draco pairing, At least it isn't slash : / I reserve my hatred for Harry/Snape and Harry/Voldemort.

 

I believe I've discovered the worst summary yet - since it took me nearly 10 seconds to determine that it was actually written in English:

baby 1 mor time by xxxxxxxhotpartybabexxxxxxx
virgina iz 1 prep gurl oo goz 2 hpzwatz & mit 1 gui namd gabl n de bcum luvverz & vergini iz da dater of da lort da storiz beta than da sumeri reed dis plz revyw!
Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Published: 8-11-10 - OC & Harry P.

 

It's definitely supposed to be a troll parody of My Immortal. I'll quote it before it inevitably gets taken off the site.

 

You actually understand that? And in ten seconds? It took me a whole minute.

 

Who would have guessed that Severus would frequent the same muggle, gay, fetish club that, for one reason or another, Harry calls home?

 

It kind of made sense until right about... there.

Did she just start listing random things? I can do that too: toaster, rock, brick of cheese.

-PP