Running Away 2 » by darkangledragonlover reviews
Strong, darkish, HOT, Harry! It’s time to get rid of this pitiful Gryffindor mask, and become the Slytherin I was supposed to be. This is the rewrite! WARNING SLASH HPTR
Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-3-09 - Published: 1-2-08 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.

The real funny thing is the author probably thinks this summary is totally hardcore.

EDIT: Witchcraft by a Picture » by anyavioletta reviews
If you think that Hogwarts was squeaky clean in the 1940’s, think again. Sex, drugs, violence, love, jealousy, and a bit of murder… Welcome to Hogwarts. Tom Riddle/OC, Alphard Black/OC, OC/OC. Rated M
Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,251 - Reviews: 226 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 8-20-09 - Tom R. Jr. & OC

Geeze, Louise, sex and drugs? Too bad there's no rock n'roll too.

Edit numero dos: Interference » by Anna Tramell reviews
AU. In this 'verse, Harry and Tom are twins, facing trials together as they enter Hogwarts. slash TRHP
Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,447 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 3-1-07 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.

My only question is how someone can think this is a good story idea.

 

A Vampire and his Veela » by puffin reviews What would happen if Harry had to live under lies and hide his trueself. What if Harry Potter wasn't the golden boy everyone thought him to be? Come and read to find out. R and R please This is a slash story! Don't like then don't read!


Not so much the summary as the title and pairing. Seriously? Vampire!Harry/Veela!Draco!!!!!

 

WTF? My stomach flipped.

 

Good lord, and it has 255 reviews?

Just looked at the reviews

Oh my god, that burns my eyes more than the summary. I always think it can't get worse. At this point I don't even want to know what is worse out there...And I know it's out there...

 

That review terrifies me, the only thing that terrifies me more is the thought of the reviewer reproducing.

EDIT: 255 reviews? I hope the other 254 are flames.

 

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They're not, I went and checked, and aside from my review I couldn't find anything >.> That's so fucked up.

 

Terrifying review is terrifying. I just don't understand. Why are there such things as fangirls for slash? Will some female here kindly enlighten us as to why heterosexual teenage girls are so enamored with two guys packing fudge?

The impulse for a girl to insert herself (ahem) as a Mary Sue I can understand, at least. It's juvenile, but at least that way she gets the guy (sort of). But there's no room to even fantasize about yourself being part of a relationship between a couple of guys who like cockmeat sandwiches.

It's not just a fascination with homosexual relationships of the opposite sex either. I think some femslash is hot, but there aren't hordes of guys out there reading and writing it.

This is something else. Explanation, please, ladies?

 

Clearly a DLPer trolling. There can be no other explanation.

And it worked.

 

As a female, I honestly cannot say. The thought of 2 guys going at it is enough to turn my stomach. The thought of 11 or 12 year olds having sex or even doing more then awkward chaste kisses raises bile in my throat. The thought of "twincest" is enough to make me lose my lunch.

~Kitti

 

This makes me think of Snape smiling. -_-

 

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Well you guys would find it just plain bad to me it was so bad its average

 

Wut? In my PatronusCharm?!

 

Please tell me that someone's gonna remove those.

Please. Even if it's a lie, it'll make me feel better.

 

We need someone to find a Twilight/High School Musical crossover with HP.
SuperMage!Harry and Veela!Draco and Twinkly!Edward do the Soulmate Dance in front of a traumatized group of Hufflepuff firsties.

 

Honestly, I'd rather read the blowfly thing. Just the thought of Draco/Edward slash makes me nauseous.

 

6. Say You Love Me » by Lola Little reviews
AU Lord Snape gets more than he bargained for when he stops to repair his carriage at the Dursley estate. Deaf and horribly abused, Harry Potter has lived a nightmarish life. Can Severus help the boy and still manage to keep his desires in check? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,538 - Reviews: 686 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 6-21-07 - Severus S. & Harry P.

Words fail me, honest.

 

That one is strange just strange.

 

It sounds like it's non-magic, as well. And abused, and maimed, and ...


yuck.
I'd rather read about three-way gay soulmates. Dancing.

 

I wish all fics on Patronus Charm had to go through me in order to be posted.