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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v6.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    This. Is Awesome. With a capital A. The writing is good, so what you get is a well written Sue. Awesomesauce. I was cackling madly during the opening interview where she wtfpwns that nosy reporter, and it gets better and better.

    Yes! Fuck them, and all the haters too 8D
    Link.
     
  2. Nuit

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    I feel apathetic towards it.

    The word Dramione makes me shiver with dusgust.

    This one made me chuckle a little.

    Edit: Not sure how Dobby figures into that.

    Seems obsessed with the word fangirl. Denial and all that rot...
     
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  3. Jormungandr

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    Maybe the author has been drinking bleach?
     
  4. Grinning Lizard

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    I think the author's mother was drinking bleach for a while.
     
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    *Blinks stupidly at the screen*

    I dare someone to click and read it.

    Edit: As little as it matters still only 5,215 words in thirteen chapters.

    I'm thinking self-insert.
     
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  6. Grinning Lizard

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    Author should be given a medal for being able to string 5 words together, never mind 5k.

    Fanfiction, for the most part, should be a paralympic event.
     
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    I'd be the number one contender...right after Ebony Way.
     
  8. Juggler

    Juggler Death Eater DLP Supporter

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    It was decent until the end of day two, where by then the dog must have shot his face laser a thousand times. At first it seems like a cheap ripoff of 30 H's, but then the author must have realised it and decided to become even more stupid/worse at writing, because then he goes back to his original plot, which is nothing at all. I wish this story was better at something, because as it is the author trolls no one but himself.
     
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    This is filler.
     
  10. Verminard

    Verminard Seventh Year

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    Not enough.
     
  11. Hero of Stupidity

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    This Is Madness!
     
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    Care to elaborate?
     
  13. Hero of Stupidity

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    Your link. I'm just lazy...

    ---------- Post automerged at 11:53 ---------- Previous post was at 10:41 ----------

    Just My Luck by Silver Melody217 reviews
    He is so screwed! Why do this kind of things happen to him! What did he do to deserve this! DAMN YOU FATE!-read challenge inside-
    Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-30-10 - Harry P. - Complete


    "Harry falls through the veil instead of Sirius. He then falls in the middle of an Autobot vs Decepticon battle. As a femme.
    The only first femme they had ever seen since they arrived Earth atmosphere, for centuries, millions of years.
    Mating programs. Onlined. Even Megatron
    -Pairing: Femme!HarryXAllBotsandCons"

    I don't know what to think anymore...
     
  14. Nuit

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    I think...OMG and then WTF! Now that I think about it that may be what Harry's thinking also.
     
  15. Hero of Stupidity

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    Save me » by Unidentified Writing Object reviews
    Harry Potter is left by his best friends because they think he'd go dark. Harry decides to move to Forks while he works on his 4th album, he becomes a teacher in Forks high school, his best students is a vampire, and Harry happens to be his mate.HP/EC
    Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 455 - Updated: 10-30-10 - Published: 9-16-09 - Harry P. & Edward

    I keep finding this kind of things and it disturbs me greatly.
     
  16. Epic_geek_fail

    Epic_geek_fail First Year

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    They summary for the story was interesting, but I saw this line

    Wha...... what?
     
  17. Verminard

    Verminard Seventh Year

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    Well what if he really did go black and never went back?


    I blame the rum.
     
  18. Grinning Lizard

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    Hmm. I'm going to nominate one of my own summaries, because I forgot I even posted the fic and just now saw it. The summary... well, I can't imagine someone wanting to read it, shall we just say. This is probably already in one of the terrible summaries threads.


    :facepalm
     
  19. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    I'll admit it, I didn't expect the 'exotic beauty' to be a lovecraftian horror. Something so terrible that it could appear thicker than it appeared.
     
  20. Portus

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    It appears to be a feedback loop.
     
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